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JORTSPILLED JONGMAXXING Alt for @gummy-axolotl! Reblogs and such will be here It/They/Worm pfp by @torchiiko!!

[gummy-reblogs]

Hey wassup it's Gummy :)

This is my acc for reblogs, my main is @gummy-axolotl , and selfship stuff is @gummy-selfshipping

Tags:

#anti ai - for resources and shitposts about why generative ai sucks ass

#piracy tag - for super duper legal websites to watch tv if you dont have money

#moots - any mutual posts that i for some reason did not put on my main idk

#favorites - my favorite posts

#q - queued posts

#web decor - general tag for blog/website decor, also sorted under the tags #blinkies #stamps #userboxes and #dividers

And this is my header if you want it its p cool i like her

[moringmark]

[ratmans-notebooks]

hi m r gamzee blinkies agghehehehe

[blinkees]

Hii! May I request some Gamzee blinkies? Specifically with at least one saying #1 Gamzee Fan if it fits!

[your-fave-microwaved]

Could u do gamzee

mOtHeRfUcKiN’ bEeP! :o)

[comicallycurious]

I FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW YOU ALL MAKE BLINKIES

and with that information I've gone mad with power!!

[gaypornvideoswebsite]

going to the movies should cost $1.00. bobcorn should be a free treat

[detergent3000]

Does she really think she’s not a part of “fucking each others brains out”???

[the-haiku-bot]

Does she really think

she’s not a part of “fucking

each others brains out”???

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[passionpeachy]

sapphic flag gijinka 🌸

[mallowmaenad]

the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

[jager-mistress-diane]

[naamahdarling]

In a single sentence, no less.

[renjimimus]

Entering Stan's Mindscape

[shapeoftheday]

a lot to think about

[grocki]

sci fi is all about getting so scared and ripping tubes out of yourself. people miss this

[grocki]

sci fi is all about desperately trying to reclaim your violated bodily autonomy. it’s all about asserting that you are a being with agency, and you can choose what happens to your own person, even if that’s ripping tubes out of yourself. and also sometimes an alien is there

[vesta-knows-besta]

RIP jason mendoza you would've loved 67

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[akanemnon]

Hey.

I need to be reassured. Please. Tell me that there is still gonna be some stupid, lighthearted jokes in TOS just like TR. Not as much, but still a bit. They way you are descrubing the tone of the series doesn’t really reassure me.

I NEED MY STUPID JOKES MAN, PLEASE.

I mean...

I have described it before as getting darker as the story progresses. But there are still jokes in there, yes.

KRIS: “Why blue Stop signs?”

FRISK: “Well… the attacks are blue… And you stop at Stop signs. So… blue Stop signs!”

KRIS: “What’s next? Red Go signs?”

FRISK: “Nah, they’d be orange.”

KRIS: “Of course they would…"