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anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

dogpuppy

teashoesandhair

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

covid-69

this looks like a fake ad you’d see in the background of a movie but its real

butch-king-frankenstein

my orc bard in Pathfinder is named Gronk Ballspeaker

oliviawhen

Some new marine and mammal mini prints up in my store! oliviawhen.com/store 🦭

at-the-end-of-all

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

at-the-end-of-all

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own

ink-the-artist

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

bunniope

1st base is NOTHING. 2nd base is NOTHING. 3rd base is NOTHING. and 4th base is closing your eyes and peacefully passing away in your sleep alone

bunniope

and 5th base is reincarnating as a perfect sphere floating silently through the carina nebula

thehauntedswan

Reposte,

BABA YAGA, 2022

Crédit : The haunted swan

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dogpuppy

beausbugbiome

“When Insects Rule the World” series by Bill Mayer

beausbugbiome

Found some additional paintings from the same series! You can purchase prints from Bill Mayers website.

kidzbopdeathgrips

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

kidzbopdeathgrips

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

kidzbopdeathgrips