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Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Norah. Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: Norah. Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: Gunner. Once. Do either of them get physical?: No. How often do they argue/disagree?: Everyday. Who is the first to apologise?: Gunner.
Family:
Do they plan on having children/or have children?: Planning number 2. Who is the favorite parent?: Gunner. Who is the authoritative parent?: Both? Ish. Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Norah. Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: Gunner. Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Both. Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: Both. Who packs their lunch boxes?: Gunner. Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: Norah hopefully. Who cleans up after the kids?: Gunner. Who worries the most?: Probably Gunner. Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Both.
Affection:
Who is the little spoon?: Norah. Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves?: Gunner. Who gives the most kisses?: Gunner. What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: Arguing. Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: Gunner. How often do they get time to themselves?: When they’re not working and Ruby’s asleep.
Sleeping:
Who snores?: Gunner. Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: Same bed. If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: Gunner will always cozy up. Who talks in their sleep?: Neither. Who wakes up with bed hair?: Norah. Who wakes up first?: Gunner. Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Gunner. Who hogs the sheets?: Norah. Do they set an alarm each night?: Gunner does. Who has nightmares?: Norah? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Norah. What time is bed time?: Whenever Ruby’s asleep. Any routines/rituals before bed?: Making sure Ruby’s asleep. Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Norah.
Work:
Who is the busiest?: Gunner. Who rakes in the highest income?: Gunner? Who takes the most sick days?: Norah. Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: Norah. Who sucks up to their boss?: Ha. What are their jobs?: Bar owners/Bartenders. Who stresses the most?: Gunner. Are they financially stable?: Yes.
Home:
Who does the washing?: Both? Who takes out the trash?: Gunner. Who does the ironing?: Gunner doesn’t iron. Who does the cooking?: Gunner mostly. Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: Norah. Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: Norah. Who is the prankster around the house?: Gunner. Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: Gunner. Who mows the lawn?: No lawn to mow. Who does the vacuuming?: Gunner forgets to vacuum so Norah? Who does the groceries?: Probably pretty equal. Who takes the longest to shower?: Norah. Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: Norah.
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?: No. Do they own their home or do they rent?: Rent. Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: New York. Do they live in the city or in the country?: City. Do they enjoy their surroundings?: Yeah? What’s their song?: Nothing Pop/Punk. Where did they first meet?: At The Brick. How did they first meet?: Beer. Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Norah. Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Both. Any mental issues?: We’re sure. Who’s terrified of bugs?: Gunner. Who kills the spiders around the house?: Probably Norah. Their favourite place?: The bar’s office. Wink wink. Nudge nudge. Who pays the bills?: Gunner. Do they have any fears for their future?: Different fears for Ruby. Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: Gunner. Who uses up all of the hot water?: Norah. Who’s the tallest?: Gunner. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Gunner. Who wanders around in their underwear?: Both. Ruby won’t remember right now. Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Both. What do they tease each other about?: All the things. Do they have mutual friends?: Harry, Blair, bar people. Who crushed first?: GUNNER. Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Cigarettes. Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Norah. Who swears the most?: Gunner.
