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[herheim731]

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[dumbtrannybitch]

this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025

[itsupermanti]

It’s still the same year as yesterday, 2024.

[blablabla798]

[hamzbxkbsmsvskwvsjvsndvmavd-dea]

i'm trying to prove a point to my mom

reblog if you love killing and eating innocent civilians

[paper-mario-wiki]

heading out the door

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra (2021)

[paper-mario-wiki]

oh yeah smart guy?

what's this one called?

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

Samsung Galaxy A30 (2019)

[paper-mario-wiki]

WRONG it's a Huawei P Smart Plus from 2018

[identifying-cellphones-in-posts]

I... was wrong? N-no.... its... impossible!

I made all the proper calculations... The dual camera, the separated flash, the fingerprint scanner!! Even the holo type backglass! My deduction was perfect-

Wh-what?!?!

The... the color..!! Whats going on here? You mean its not a trick of the light, but a gradient design?! Such an obvious tell, and I missed it?! No, that... thats impossible!!!

This can't be!!! I'll be ruined!! MY REPUTATION AS A GIMMICK BLOG!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[butchyena]

this is the funniest fucking billboard possible. who the fuck paid for this

[svioletg]

[fallout-lou-begas]

still in a really bad mood from spending sunday in suburbia and i need to bite a woman's neck as hard as i can to feel like a human being again

[bozrev]

Does it have to be a woman ? asking for a friend.

[dorothylarouge]

Oh they’re never finding this guy

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

their next plan will be assembling a team of top phrenologists to determine who in Manhattan has the skull structure of an assassin

[bozrev]

Cinderella but with a nose bridge

[fallout-lou-begas]

no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

[bozrev]

I'm a straight male, what do i do with this? it's like holding a hot potato

[i-am-a-fish]

just take one please

[aquariumgraveleater1205]

Okie

[bozrev]

im taking the bowl, one? one what? candy? bowl of candy? burning fruit of the demon lord? you never specified.

[seven-oh-four]

) <- super parenthesis. reblog to close all parentheticals you opened and forgot to close in your life and return to equilibrium

[parentheses-posts]

This post has 1 closing super parenthesis. Legend speaks of its evil counterpart...

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

This is how you assert dominance 

[bozrev]

bet it tastes like piss.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i worry we are losing touch with the True Meaning Of Halloween (avoiding the fairies)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

celebrate a good old-fashioned Halloween with the very important traditions of:

lighting candles in jack o'lanterns (to keep away the fairies)

roasting s'mores on bonfires (to keep away the fairies)

bobbing for apples, fortunetelling, ouija boards, and other assorted divination rituals (to forewarn those doomed to be kidnapped by fairies)

haunted houses (to preach against the dangers that lurk across the veil in the otherworld, home of the fairies)

community effort to stuff kids full of candy (that if whisked away (by the fairies) they might resist the temptation (of strange fae foods) long enough to escape)

disguising your face and identity in elaborate costumes (to keep away the FUCKING FAIRIES)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ways NOT to celebrate Halloween: sneaking into graveyards aka the modern day successor of burial mounds aka portals to the otherworld aka home of the FUCKING FAIRIES

[bozrev]

fairies don't want you to know these simple tricks.

[bozrev]

Don't you hate it when your stomach grumbles but you think its a phone notification... what have we become.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[bozrev]

I'm beginning to feel like everywhere is their homeland.

[st-pam]

[pukicho]

Your furry "Doctor Yiff" posts helped me lose my virginity and I don't know how to feel about that...

Thank you?? I guess??? What's the protocol for this??

What the FUCK are you talking about DUDE

[pukicho]

It couldn't have happened twice... It just couldn't...

[bozrev]

I need me some of that Yiff poster post.

[kalichnikov]

I do think we need to oppress people that only listen to video game osts

[bozrev]

except for soulsborne osts listeners, they shall be spared