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@gunsandred
A new social media i was forced to join, how fun.
A lot of you don't know much about me and hopefully it will stay that way. The name's Jules, mobile task force agent in site-██. I dislike the colour red.
Im not working overtime, stop asking me to.
Don't contact me unless it's about work.
Hey there! Well aren’t you a scary-lookin’ fella?
- @agentharvest
I don't believe many of us agents were blessed with a pretty face.
Seems like you got luckier than me.
I didn’t mean it like that! Ya just have a threatenin’ aura. It’s cool. Nothin’ wrong with a few scars! I think they make ya look badass. I have a few on me as well, ya see?
Harvest lifts his shirt and shows off a wide, gnarly scar going down his stomach.
I— uh, whatever, I didn't take offense on it, I don't care.
...How did you... get that?
Hey there! Well aren’t you a scary-lookin’ fella?
- @agentharvest
I don't believe many of us agents were blessed with a pretty face.
Seems like you got luckier than me.
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I couuulldd..
(They pull out of nowhere a big ass burning sword.)
I’ve also got this thing.
Ohhh, ohhh shiver me timbers! What's that gonna do against a gun? I could just blow your pretty brains out.
Where did you even pull that from anyways, up your ass?
Maaybe. Also, technically I’m not even a doctor. I have no qualifications. Like, at all.
(They shrug.)
Why, what’re you so mad about?
Why did they even let you work here? Useless.
I kiinda lied to them. Pulled some party tricks, a forgery here and there aaand I was in.
Hope they demote you to D-Class.
If they demote me to anything it’s gonna be to an SCP mate. Hate to say it. So, what about you?
About me what? How about you mind your own business?
Hmmm, I dunno. You tell me.
Do you get off on being insufferable?
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I couuulldd..
(They pull out of nowhere a big ass burning sword.)
I’ve also got this thing.
Ohhh, ohhh shiver me timbers! What's that gonna do against a gun? I could just blow your pretty brains out.
Where did you even pull that from anyways, up your ass?
Maaybe. Also, technically I’m not even a doctor. I have no qualifications. Like, at all.
(They shrug.)
Why, what’re you so mad about?
Why did they even let you work here? Useless.
I kiinda lied to them. Pulled some party tricks, a forgery here and there aaand I was in.
Hope they demote you to D-Class.
If they demote me to anything it’s gonna be to an SCP mate. Hate to say it. So, what about you?
About me what? How about you mind your own business?
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I couuulldd..
(They pull out of nowhere a big ass burning sword.)
I’ve also got this thing.
Ohhh, ohhh shiver me timbers! What's that gonna do against a gun? I could just blow your pretty brains out.
Where did you even pull that from anyways, up your ass?
Maaybe. Also, technically I’m not even a doctor. I have no qualifications. Like, at all.
(They shrug.)
Why, what’re you so mad about?
Why did they even let you work here? Useless.
I kiinda lied to them. Pulled some party tricks, a forgery here and there aaand I was in.
Hope they demote you to D-Class.
They don't really seem like a normal human huh?
WHO are you talking about, the winged freak?
Oh great, you met the first problem child; let's hope you don't meet the second.
Are you fucking kidding me, a second one? Since when does the foundation allow little shits like them? Unbelievable.
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I couuulldd..
(They pull out of nowhere a big ass burning sword.)
I’ve also got this thing.
Ohhh, ohhh shiver me timbers! What's that gonna do against a gun? I could just blow your pretty brains out.
Where did you even pull that from anyways, up your ass?
Maaybe. Also, technically I’m not even a doctor. I have no qualifications. Like, at all.
(They shrug.)
Why, what’re you so mad about?
Why did they even let you work here? Useless.
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
I couuulldd..
(They pull out of nowhere a big ass burning sword.)
I’ve also got this thing.
Ohhh, ohhh shiver me timbers! What's that gonna do against a gun? I could just blow your pretty brains out.
Where did you even pull that from anyways, up your ass?
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
Oh, straight to the threats, are we? Fucking try me.
(Their wings flare in a sort of threatening gesture.)
You wouldn’t be able to kill a fly by the look of you.
Aren't you a doctor? What are you gonna do, tickle me with those?
(he snorts)
Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
Yeah, that checks out. You look like a task force too.
(They laugh - this is probably meant as an insult.)
Watch your mouth or I might decide to shut it for you.
^_^ how do you feel about scp-173. no reason at all.
173? Nothing. It's like asking me what I feel about a wall, I don't have many opinions on anomalies, it's meaningless.
Hiiiiiii. You’re new. You a researcher?
(Some angel-looking blonde guy in a tailored researcher’s outfit seemingly just appears infront of him.)
Actually, the researchers tend to look nice.
Jesus fucking christ, where the hell did you come from? Do i look like a researcher?
(He scoffs)
I'm a task force agent.
