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@agentharvest
Evenin’! Name’s Ruairí, though most know me as Agent “Harvest.” I just transferred here from Site-█, ‘n someone put me onto makin’ an account here. Pretty cool to have a place to chat online outside of work! Not quite sure how this site works, but I’ll find my way around I’m sure.
If you wanna talk, go right ahead. Could always use a new pal.
Hey there! Well aren’t you a scary-lookin’ fella?
- @agentharvest
I don't believe many of us agents were blessed with a pretty face.
Seems like you got luckier than me.
I didn’t mean it like that! Ya just have a threatenin’ aura. It’s cool. Nothin’ wrong with a few scars! I think they make ya look badass. I have a few on me as well, ya see?
Harvest lifts his shirt and shows off a wide, gnarly scar going down his stomach.
I— uh, whatever, I didn't take offense on it, I don't care.
...How did you... get that?
Oh this? Haha… well ya’see… I got myself into a tussle with a whooole pack of dangerous anomalies! They were huuuuge. Big gnashing teeth and claws, they had! But I fought ‘em off, I did… can’t believe you haven’t heard of that day. I went down as a legend…
…Just fuckin’ witya. I had a fall on a scythe at the farm back home when I was a teenager.
Agent dumbass reporting for doody
listening to sexyback at 9 am theres no hope for me
Blue seems ta’be a popular color around here now, huh? What’s your name, lady? Or can I just call ya gorgeous?
- @agentharvest
Thana blinks for a moment. She rarely got flirted with, let alone in the open like this.
She wouldn't entertain it. But she'd answer anyway.
"me? Dr. Thana Graves. And... Ah, yeah, unlike a lot of people I actually had to buy my blue hair. About 20 bucks every two weeks to keep it from turning green so I don't look like my sister? Friend? Interdimensional counterpart?"
Ooohh? Green hair… you mean that big lass I saw creepin’ about the hallways earlier? I tried ta talk to her, but I can’t hear a damn word she says! Has a bit of a volume problem, that one… or maybe she’s just shy around a handsome man. Heheh.
I getcha on the hair maintenence, though. You don’t get locks like these without a lot a’ TLC!
I’m bored. Who wants to wrestle?
Hey there, smiley! How’s it goin’? The name’s Harvest. And you are?
- @agentharvest
Busy. I'm busy.
Ah! Well then, Mr. Busy, I’ll let ya get back to it!
Why are you still talking?
Cuz I’ve got a mouth on me! Heheh.
With every new hire the Foundations IQ score drops substantially.
What? That was bloody clever of me, admit it. You just can’t take a joke, can ya? Sheesh.
Hey there, smiley! How’s it goin’? The name’s Harvest. And you are?
- @agentharvest
Busy. I'm busy.
Ah! Well then, Mr. Busy, I’ll let ya get back to it!
Why are you still talking?
Cuz I’ve got a mouth on me! Heheh.
Hey there, smiley! How’s it goin’? The name’s Harvest. And you are?
- @agentharvest
Busy. I'm busy.
Ah! Well then, Mr. Busy, I’ll let ya get back to it!
I think I just seen a goes … 👀
WHAT THE FUCK
Hey there! Well aren’t you a scary-lookin’ fella?
- @agentharvest
I don't believe many of us agents were blessed with a pretty face.
Seems like you got luckier than me.
I didn’t mean it like that! Ya just have a threatenin’ aura. It’s cool. Nothin’ wrong with a few scars! I think they make ya look badass. I have a few on me as well, ya see?
Harvest lifts his shirt and shows off a wide, gnarly scar going down his stomach.
Hiiiiii. You knew around here? Tell me about yourself. Yknow, hobbies, secrets, fears, the usual..
@meltingsunlight
Hey there! Well, my name’s Ruairí. Not sure if I wanna tell you my secrets, heheh. 😅 That’s personal don’tcha know.
But I do have a few hobbies! I like going to the gym, I like cooking, I like taking long hikes… and I’m a huuuge pro wrestling fan.
Fears? Hmm. Don’t make fun of me…
…Escalators.
Aww… No, I get it. Li— I used to be scared of escalators too as a kid. Was always scared of getting swallowed.
I’m Solstice by the way! You can call me Camila if you want.
Well, nice to meetya. Glad we’re on the same page about the escalators.
Oh. That and those things butterflies are… before they turn inta butterflies. I don’t even want to say the word.
A powerlifter and you’re scared of caterpillars?
What’s that got to do with anything?
Where's your accent from? It's hot.
I’m from Ireland. Thank you kindly, hehe.
Oh my god finally, another pumpkin spice enjoyer holy shit
Angie is a whore for pumpkin spice
It’s good, right? It’s really only a thing here in America so I didn’t get to try it until I came over here a few years back! So glad I did though.
Do you like men
Men are cool! Don’t see why I wouldn’t. I mean, I’m a man myself. Gender equality and all that.
🐛
Don’t DO that.
Hey there. Guess Brian wasn’t lyin’ when he said there’s a lot of pretty ladies around here. What’s your name, sweetheart?
- @agentharvest
WHAT?? I'm not a- uh. Um. You-?? Uh. Iceberg. My name is Iceberg. Don't. Don't wear it out.
Huh? Oh. Oh, you’re — oh shit. My bad! I could’ve sworn you were a chick! I didn’t mean to offend you, honest! You just gave an, er… feminine sort of aura when I looked atcha. Horrible first impression on my part. Sorry.
Oh. Right. You . should think before you-
...uh, feminine aura? Um... nothing about me is- why- what gives you that impression, exactly? Just. Just asking so I can avoid um. Yk.
Uhh… you’re askin’ me to be honest, so don’t take this the wrong way. Your face is pretty like a girl’s, y’know? The structure. And you got some nice eyelashes. Just sayin’.
Oh. Uh. Wow. Um. That's. Hm.
...What did you say your name was?
Harvest, but you can call me Ruairí.
...Ruairí. That's... not the worst name I've heard, I guess. Um. You can call me Julian, actually.
Ha! You’re funny, Julian. And uh… sorry again for callin’ you a girl…
