Gunsmoke Whitney

Hayley | 30 | I'm too old for tumblr, probably. But everywhere else sucks.

[wasabibytes]

[poppyrays]

Don’t forget the oc lore when you start putting that oc in other universes

[gunsmoke-whitney]

The last time I was active on tumblr I was seven years younger and a very different person. Now I write a lot of sapphic nonsense, some of which is BG3 focused. I dunno man. It’s been seven years. Check it out if that’s what any of you are still in to. I also make a living making shiny math rocks that people use to play pretend. Let me know if that’s something you’re into and maybe I’ll start sharing that here?

[businessinsider]

The worst tourist trap in every state

[neworleans-unknown]

Trueeee…. ion even like going on Bourbon

[imsoshive]

I do. I can’t lie lol.

[gunsmoke-whitney]

That awkward moment when you've worked for your state's worst tourist trap. 👍👍

[gunsmoke-whitney]

Garrus: Alright, my turn. What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?

Joker: Uh... I give up.

Garrus: (chuckles) Correct.

Joker: Ohohoh... alright, big guy. What do you call it when a turian gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?

Garrus: Friendly fire - come on, that one goes back to Shanxi!

Joker: Well, you gotta respect the classics!

Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?

Joker: (exasperated) 602. 600 to vote on it, one to ask the asari for technical help and one to request a seat on the Council afterwards. How do you know when a turian is out of ammo?

Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Why does the Alliance hire pilots... with brittle bone disease?

Joker: Y... you're shittin' me! The turian military has one about me?

Garrus: Oh, absolutely. I heard it myself from a private back on Palaven.

Joker: Okay, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

Garrus: So that their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

Joker: ...damn, you need to tell James that one. Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a turian who took a rocket to one side of his face?

Garrus: (deadpan) Figuring out which side took the rocket.

[sndwave]

“Does this game have fall damage?” I ask as I have already leapt off the tallest building in the game

[phalange-crone]

Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

[decemberdancer04]

I want to go to that strip club.

[gunsmoke-whitney]

me when i’m sad: .....i should......buy stuff.....

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

this is my new favorite potg that ive earned. i call it NO MERCY

[huzzahforbiscuits]

@wearepaladin

[wearepaladin]

[lesbirdan]

[kowabungadoodles]

A comic about looking after yourself, your loved ones and your mental health during the tough times ahead. I started this last November, when people were hurting so hard it was difficult to function - I’m sorry it took me so long to finish it.   Everyday activism you can do when you feel powerless. And when you feel stronger, Punch back.

[needlesslycryptic]

Alright here’s a mini giveaway, as promised!

Hello, dear followers and mutuals!

I wanted to give away a little something for all the support i get from you guys every day….so without further ado, the rules:

Rules!!!:

No giveaway blogs

Both reblogs and likes count, you can reblog as many times as you like, just be considerate of your followers!

Must be following this blog, new followers are very welcome!!!(you can follow my art blog @handsofnight  instead tho)

Giveaway ends on January 22nd, sunday

Keep your askbox open so that i can contact you!

3 winners will get a painted portrait of the characters of their choice, i can also draw you if you like! The winners will be chosen via random number generator

All pieces will be painted, fully colored and in hi-res. (i reserve a right to refuse to draw stuff i’m uncomfortable with)

Good luck to everyone, and thank you again for your support<3 !

[punkasshunter]

Video game things I’m good at:

Knowing every obscure scrap of lore ever introduced

Being pretty bad at the actual game

[pkpaulshow]

Skyrim problems

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

The Four Inquisitor Races

Dwarf || Human || Elf || Qunari

a little graphic tribute to inquisition! illustrations by me

[deco-devolution]

Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

Matthew 7:13-14

[allison-laheys]

#squad goals

[hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool]

All I want is for team starkid to perform harry potter and the cursed child completely as written but with the same tone as their parodies