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@methed-up-samurai ur positive posts hit me somewhere emotionally so i drew u the hyena fursona u needed in ur life

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS IS AWESOME!THANK YOU @insignificantmicrowave! Inna print this out and post it on my wall you generous cool ass artistic muthafuckah you! This is fucking great. 😁💀🗡

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Keep up Mufux or you just might catch a combo followed by a swift spin kick to that knockout light switch between your ear and jaw hidden beneath the wind I just knocked the Fuck up out yo lungs bitch lol

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put this man in saudi arabia and watch him d e s t r o y ISIS

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Shit @zahnegott, in all honestly, I actually tried to join the military literally a couple hours after the second plane crashed into the towers on 9/11, but I was already a felon back then, so I was denied….. so there might actually be some truth in your joke for real cuz without my help, we are still over there at war wasting money and lives and stealing oil, gold, and whatever the Fuck else we feel entitled to just take from them under the disguise of spreading DUMBocracy haha! Thanks for the unique compliment by the way, a Ronin Samurai can always appreciate being told that you have confidence in his expertise in the art of slaughtering humans lol.

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wow i love meth now

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She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

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catch me driving 90mph down the freeway with a yankee candle burning in the passenger seat

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I don’t think that people will EVER really understand how much I need to quench this Bloodthirst.

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Tim Heidecker - “Richard Spencer”

Now, you can’t wish anyone dead Even if the baseball cap is red But if you see Richard Spencer Why don’t you punch him in the head?

methed-up-samurai

Yo, for real, I will nonchalantly block you in life and online you for any fuckin reason. I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK. MothaFUX that know me in real life know that I am always there if you need me, but if you irritate or piss me off in the slightest, i will ALWAYS do 1 of 2 things:CUT YOU OFF COMPLETELY, OR I WILL FUCK YOU UP AND EVERY ASPECT OF YOUR LIFE AND LAY YOU TO WASTE ON ANY BATTLE GROUND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE TALENTED IN. I see through you, yet you haven’t even SEARCHED YOURSELF. Theres too many people in this world to be sad about losing anyones company unless its closest friends animals and family. Romantic love is just a tool to fuel vanity. LIFE IS AN EPHEMERAL PARADOX OF WILL. I am a fuckin wave on rise to become tsunami, you can either grow then crash to enact change’s damage, or continue to remain stagnant becoming mud and dust. if you never remember shit off my blog, REMEMBER THIS : NO ONE IS WORTH ANY AMOUNT OF YOUR TIME BEING SPENT IN PAIN OR SORROW BUT FAMILY. for that reason alone I SIMPLY DO NOT tolerate negative vibes around me in real life or online. your best bet is to just stay your petty asses the fuck up out my path or become another dumbass victim with his teethe knocked out laying face down in a bloodbath.

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