yellow diamonds look like pee pee

im mag! main blog/better art on @magnificentmicrowave

[maggotmicrowave]

i made a guide. for anyone whos struggling with yuno

[sashayed]

imagine being a bird watching hot ones. you'd be like "wtf is 'hot sauce,' peppers don't do that" bc you don't have the neural receptors that cause a burning sensation if your tissues come in contact with capsaicin; you can stick your whole head in a ghost pepper no problem, so you'd think, wow these bald apes are full of shit they are faking a whole big physiological response to normal food for entertainment. weird. and then you'd be like wait, what are they eating? what are they eating?

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello

[mallowmaenad]

guy at the replicator: handful of mints crushed and slathered over braised donkey liver

me next in line: hey man are you okay? why are you doing this.

[mallowmaenad]

me at the replicator: lactation cookies. laced with domperidone. HAWT.

replicator: hi I'm the replicator. You're not getting that.

[mallowmaenad]

guy over the ship PA system: for the time being we are limiting the replicator to only dispensing turkey sandwiches and house salads. You all are fucking weirdos stop ordering fucked up shit.

me: well I guess I know what this episode's moral conundrum is!

guy next to me: what are you talking about?

someone with a spoon glued to their nose: in my culture we slap our asses with both hands when we peee

klingon gf: shall I split this imbecile in twain my queen?

someone with a fork glued to their nose: Yes! I hate that other guy! Due to my prejudices, which resemble a simplified version of 21st century American prejudices!

me: FUCK OFF THIS IS MY EPISODE

[deadlinejon]

[wosp-reactivated]

Humans evolved cuteness aggression as a trait because cute things deserve to die

[toskarin]

Tumblr Code.

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is horrifying weapon attack

[aokozaki]

The response will be collapsing into a bloody heap!

[toskarinfr]

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one fells me with a single wicked blow now!

[ot3]

[bad-at-living]

i'm too markiplier pilled rn. i saw the spine and genuinely thought it was "the mother" from the recreating birth unus annus video for a really fuckin hot second

[ot3]

you have to make some life changes if this is how you're living

[venonomnomicon]

Murcielago A plot: Kuroko hunts down and tries to kill the "Organ Eater", a huge man who skins people alive and then removes and eats their organs, while they're still dying. This is drawn in graphic detail and has a 10 page long fight scene

Murcielago B plot: Hinako walks around a park and then eats a yummy sandwich. The sandwich is drawn in graphic detail

[motherpheasantplucker42]

Murcielago bonus chapter: Kuroko has sex with one or many of the women met in the "organ eater" arc. These women formerly thought of themselves as straight, they would never show interest in a man again. This is drawn in graphic detail

[toskarin]

chainsaw man if denji was tom and refined

[carto-n]

散り散り

[kippwire]

my lesbian clown girls

[graveyardp1aygr0und]

Teh munnies store X3

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[okienero]

[dogpuppy]