[tay-thelesbian]

My girlfriend doesn’t know that I’m making nuggets without her,

Rip me when she finds out

[gurls-are-good]

YOU BETTER NOT BE

[gurls-are-good]

I’m so fucking in love with my girlfriend. I can’t wait to marry her and start our lives together. Our first apartment, our first pets, traveling the world, marriage, our first home, our kids, I can’t wait to experience it all with her. The good and the bad days, I swear I’m never going to stop loving her, and I’ll never give up on the life we are going to have together. If you see this baby, I love you so much.

[gurls-are-good]

My girlfriend just punched me in the eye and turned around and went back to sleep. She’s gonna wonder why I have an attitude with her when she wakes up

[fuks]

[meangirlnurse]

my cat Meatball’s hanukkah sweater started kinda coming off, so my girlfriend went to fix it, and as she did so she said to him, in her most tender and maternal voice, “aww, is your shirt coming off? whore”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the first five words of this post alone contain so much storytelling

[gurls-are-good]

I’m so sad.

[teenagecrush]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gurls-are-good]

I really wish that I was good enough for you.

[dtacore]

My last braincell as I watch the election to see if I’ll be allowed to have human rights:

[compulsive]

[stimman4000]

you know when you’re splitting something with someone you love and you intentionally take the smaller/otherwise worse half so they can have the better one... yeah

[toasthag]

[padmaddean]

Jo & Alexandria

Easy s03e03

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[prettybutlocoo]

Make her your everything in front of everyone, everytime

[straightboyfriend]

not to be rude but i wanna be special to someone