call me " dog justice"

if you see me in public do NOT talk to me i live a very discrete life do NOT talk to me or i will have you ARRESTED

[gurntbumbo]

victor frankenstein getti g hard for the first time: my penis has undergone a terrible and irrevocable transformation

[gurntbumbo]

this fever has me inventing so many new slothlike dances in the shower, mostly ones where i jostle side to side slack-jawed

[gurntbumbo]

fred durst actually used to be called bred durst cause on tour he was the go to guy for rearing new young

[leighapparently]

I hope everyone finds their gay wife

[gurntbumbo]

hey. wanna get naked with my friebds and huddle around a fire encircled with wolf pelts and bear hides [?] uhh no man u cant smoke there sorry. we are all allergic to the green 'erb

[maskdoll]

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

[gurntbumbo]

highlight reel of some the chungus art ive made this year by hand. if u use ai get bent 🔨🪓🗡⛏️⚔️ fr

[gurntbumbo]

throwing it back sluggard style

[gurntbumbo]

thinking about during jazz school i lived alone with another t-girl and the house was so blackened with mould i was convinced i had bipolar II cause i regularly got super paranoid someone was gonna break in and kill me to the point i'd sleep with an unsheathed machete under my pillow and go days without sleeping then be flu-like and depressed for weeks afterwards. she would scream like so loud at 4am, lots of rats too

[gurntbumbo]

she called me a good dog but if we're being honest i didn't really do enough to deserve it. maybe the misery i have wrought upon this world is a debt insurmountable, a vial the blood-draw of my numinous suffering cannot fill. though, when faced with a mountain, what greater task befalls a good dog than walking with faith as thy master. also i wanna suck her dicj

[gurntbumbo]

all i believe in is unconditional hell for everyone regardless of who they were in life and all their good deeds

[gurntbumbo]

[grabbing Carl Jung by his labcoat] hey girlie KNOCK IT OFF

[gurntbumbo]

vague recollections of barking on command at the function last night

[gurntbumbo]

vanilla sex has no frame of reference. for instance what is mint chocolate chip sex. can girls do it

[gurntbumbo]

i LOVE ketamine. feels like being overpowered by a hairy, condescending twink. FUCK YES

[gurntbumbo]

you ever just sit alone in your room and feel as if every fibre of your being is lined with grasping hands all reaching towards something immaterial that wouldn't even satisfy the craving.

[jadedfadedalmostgone]