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rants about whatever the fuck

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one shot hero mains after standing still a whole game (please put those legs to good use and walk off earth and never comeback)

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yk the state of ranked is horrible when you're shitting on the enemy team running lucio moira but the lucio switches to fucking zen for no reason and just dies the rest of the match, like we still won the match but that mf refused to accept any complaints we had like these fucking ranks mean absolutely nothing now.

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omg i love tracer i just stuck a pulse on an ulting illari im so hype

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blizzard just casually making their game worse every update :)

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this years owwc was overrated tbh. like sure if u just look at the bracket it looks amazing but the meta is so dogshit that the only match that didn't feel like a waste of time was china vs south korea.

also not rooting for china in the finals is a red flag ima say it fuck all teams running sigma. i love guxue i love leave i love shy i love lengsa i love mmonk.

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i miss old emp so much. i wanna get a huge emp again instead of pressing q just to die or translocate out.

why did support players have to bitch about her being impossible to counter like yall are the ones who can be dps and support at the same time, almost every support needs changes more than sombra ever did.

i'll just keep playing tracer and sojourn until they fix sombra (aka forever bc they won't fix her)

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im going to start this very negative post off with a few W's on blizzards part (rare).

The bastion, cass, mei, sombra, ana and zen changes are good. not amazing and some should've happen an eternity ago but still, good to see.

THE LE SSERAFIM SKINS GO SO HARD OMG I SHAT MYSELF AND THE ART????? WTF ITS SO CUTE AND SO GOOD I LOVE IT.

ok no more positivity fuck you blizzard

WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH DID BLIZZARD NERF LIFEWEAVER SO MUCH BUT ONLY GIVE A 1 SECOND INCREASE TO SUZU??????

like sure i am very happy with nerfing healing overall but only to lifeweaver??? like "lifeweaver's total healing over a match is significantly higher than any other hero so to help bring it more in line we're making some adjustments to his primary healing blossom" BITCVH THE ONLY THING HE DOES IS HEAL NO SHIT ITS GOING TO HAVE TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY HIGHER WHEN THERE ARE SUPPORTS WHO CAN OUT DAMAGE DPS AND STILL DO GOOD AMOUNTS OF HEALING??????????????????

like nobody is complaining about suzu having too short of a cooldown. THE PROBLEM IS THE IMMORTALITY! same with fucking lamp like do these devs play the game???? a tracer sticking a pulse bomb, which is difficult to do in the first place, shouldn't be countered but some support just pressing a button. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT SUPPORT CAN TWO TAP TRACER TOO LIKE???

and baptiste lamp is just.............. idek man its hell i dont even want to touch on bap he and kiri have been broken so long like what is happening with this game

widow too like why the fuck did they buff her?? she's a one-shot hero, just like hanzo, she shouldn't be nerfed or buffed she should be fucking reworked or just deleted idgaf this ain't call of duty or csgo. SHE DOESN'T FIT INTO THIS GAME WHAT IS IT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND BLIZZARD NOBODY WANTS TO HIDE BEHIND COVER A WHOLE GAME BECAUSE IF THEY PEEK SLIGHTLY THEY MIGHT GET ONE TAPPED LIKE???? THAT'S NOT COUNTER PLAY THATS A BROKEN HERO SHE'S NOT EVEN FUN TO PLAY EITHER U JUST STAND STILL A WHOLE GAME

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bring back sombra i didn't spend all these hours just for her to become reaper with hack and some shitty ability

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me when i have to play on havana or circuit royal (bored to death)

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OMG ACTUALLY UNIRONICALLY HYPED FOR SEASON 7 NOW, SOMBRA REWORK SEEMS FUN TO PLAY AND THE SKINS OMGGGMGMGMG I AM GOING TO BE BROKE SOON HELP

i will be getting all the skins for heroes i play except moira bc it's kinda ugly but damnnnnnnnn

also hanzo mythic is ugly but wtv

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OMG SEASON 7 SOON I CAN'T WAIT FOR NOTHING TO BE FIXED!!!

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"mercy rework" "hog rework" "sombra rework" sure but WHEN ARE WE REWORKING BASTION HANZO AND WIDOW???

like there's not way anybody has fun playing bastion i refuse to believe it. "press shift and hope ur supports dont die" ass playstyle. not even difficult to play against either it's just super fuckin boring.

(also remove one-shot)

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with my fav teams being houston, atl and spark i am currently very happy, hopeful but also disappointed rn mostly happy though bc spark is my absolute favourite so we good

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i have no clue why the avoid list is limited to 3 players + it resets. like i can not think of any possible explanation for it. esp when overwatch has an unlimited amount of dumbasses in their player base, like i need at least 1000. preferably just unlimited.

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i got into watching owl recently bc i never watched like any esports ever before this, in any game. some games are really interesting but ever since every team started running bastion it's just become really fucking boring. like cool they took point by teleporting bastion, again.

shout out to the teams still running winton, love u.

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me when i forget how bad games are at night and ruin my 12 game win streak on tank by going 0-4

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for someone who does nothing but go on tangents about overwatch, you play enough overwatch to be angry about it. this isn’t even hatemail just like, take care of yourself, play anything different or something, a game shouldn’t make you that miserable idk

overwatch doesn't make me miserable, it has the potential to be one of the best fps ever (and arguably was back in early ow1 days). it just suffers from the same problem as 99% of multiplayer games, a company that doesn't give a shit about the game.