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@gutteralhellfire
who the fck made the inside handles in bathrooms pull doors im touching the same handle another dude used to aim his schlong
...Ezekiel, you can just wash your hands. And would you rather have them outside? So someone can enter at any time?
tf r u on abt 💀 fuck am i gonna do lock the public bathroom ????? js yappin abt nothin like actually js sayin shit. and its zeke
@gutteralhellfire YOOO I’ll be in your area tonight with the boys if you wanna get a pint 🔥🔥🔥🔥
bro was mad fun hanging w u boozin n chillin tf out w u is the vibe always hmu next time ur around fr always a good time w u
who the fck made the inside handles in bathrooms pull doors im touching the same handle another dude used to aim his schlong
While the concern is valid, you have nothing to worry about as long as everyone thoroughly washes their hands. 🌺
bro what are u wiping for if u didn’t take a shit . plus its not even abt that its like the idea
who the fck made the inside handles in bathrooms pull doors im touching the same handle another dude used to aim his schlong
Dude I have no idea why you would post about this, but it is entertaining me so do continue!
continue what i shared my thought its long gone now
Do you have a crush on that Shinku guy? Why are you so obsessed with him?
💀💀💀💀💀 someone gotta put his ass in his place bro. AND im not fckin gay i respect most gay people just not quinoa queer
who the fck made the inside handles in bathrooms pull doors im touching the same handle another dude used to aim his schlong
Kutsuki Shinku is a genius btw
I thought the name was familiar and— omigosh!! His loner ass was literally in the year above mine back at HP.
No wonder he wrote that freaky alpha-beta-omegaverse shit, it is always the quiet kids at the back of the class 🤭
not all of the omegaverse is bad!! 👉👈
This is true. It honestly really depends on author intention. I've found that there's plenty of ways to engage with it outside of it's typical reputation.
ts frying me UR A FAN OF PORNNNNN UR A FREAK ON MAIN like shit its more embarrassing pretending ur not into it and defending ts with ur whole life
Sheesh, this site sure is full of drama, huh? Glad I got on the app
Mhhhhkaayy
I did not expect this tea cup to overflow and flood the whole fucking place
What was that? “Teenagers scare the living shit out of me”? Yeah I know that’s right
And somehow still tame compared to the shit I’m used to lol
The city is still not flooded 😎
Good afternoon. I'm aware many of you overheard an altercation last night between myself and Ultimate Debater Damon Maitsu. I'm making this post as an archive of sorts, of exactly what he's done to me. I don't care what any of you think of me for posting this. I just need it out in the open. I have undeniable proof that this man knowingly lied to me and manipulated me, all for his own ends, and I will NOT be keeping quiet about it for the sake of everyone else's peace.
Damon asked me to begin our relationship during a time I was... emotionally compromised. He was the only person I knew who wanted anything to do with me. He was my only friend. How was I supposed to say no in that situation? How was I supposed to know he wouldn't abandon me or even hurt me if I did?
figure 1: proof that damon was the one to ask me out, not the other way around
Unfortunately, it didn't matter what I chose. He hurt me anyway. There was nothing I could've done to avoid it. He put everything he had into playing with my feelings. So much of his time and energy was poured into keeping me from breaking things off with him when he didn't even want to be in a relationship with me. I don't see how you can interpret that as anything other than pure, cold malice. Look at this.
figure 2: damon lying to my face
How do I know this was a lie? Well, he told me himself that our relationship was, quote, "a mistake," which many of you may have heard. But even if he hadn't said that, I still would've been able to figure it out from context clues alone. See, Damon was already *flirting with someone else* just a day after we'd gotten together. When I asked him to stop, he said it "wasn't a big deal". He didn't think about my feelings at all, just threw me away to go after the next shiny new thing.
figure 3: damon denying flirting with his roommate
figure 4: said "not flirting", as claimed by damon, in a series of publicly available interactions
In short, Damon Maitsu asked me out, said he loved me, and then started conspiring to cheat on me THE NEXT DAY. If you're really on his side here, you're just doing mental gymnastics for the sake of your bias.
You may be asking why he would do this to me. I don't know. I don't know why anyone treats me the inhuman way they do. I can only speculate. My best guess is that it was to mess with his roommate after he dared to start dating someone else. Damon has proven himself to be an insanely petty and possessive person. He believes he owns Kai Monteago. I was just a puppet in this sick scheme. And before you feel bad for Kai, just remember that he was in on this as well, possibly the whole time. This kind of treatment is exactly what he deserves, and I hope someday Damon drops him like a piece of trash the same way he did to me.
damon, i know you're reading this, so i'd just like to say that i meant every single word i said. the only time i ever want to see you again is in a casket. and @k-monteago i know you hate my guts but i hope you're as happy to find out who your "silly roommate" "damey wamey" really is as i was.
@diana-venicia @wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney @yourcomradecassidy @ultimate-golfer @desmond-hall @eloise-taulner @grimwall-blacksmith @dimity-ult-embroiderer @tozu728
knew it theyre so fcking 💀💀💀 u into gay bitches or what theyre not even on the dl bru they was in ur face suckin each others dicks abt everythinggggggg crying
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
pussy ass bitch cant even reply i see u replying to anonymous asks bc u dont even have the balls to reply to a real person thats not urself sending asks to ur own inbox bc nobody fucking cares abt ur life or what ur into but u gotta share it anyways even tho nobody fckin cares
And you as an ultimate are demanding a random stranger on tumblr's attention. Are you sure you have stones to throw.
bro u said it im an ultimate and ur out here posting the cringiest shit known to man. fuck ur stones bruh nobody mentioend ts. only rock around here r my rock hard abs
nah bru u gotta pay premium 4 pics LOL dont play
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
pussy ass bitch cant even reply i see u replying to anonymous asks bc u dont even have the balls to reply to a real person thats not urself sending asks to ur own inbox bc nobody fucking cares abt ur life or what ur into but u gotta share it anyways even tho nobody fckin cares
And you as an ultimate are demanding a random stranger on tumblr's attention. Are you sure you have stones to throw.
bro u said it im an ultimate and ur out here posting the cringiest shit known to man. fuck ur stones bruh nobody mentioend ts. only rock around here r my rock hard abs
And you have ignored my point. This is not worth anymore of my time you clearly don't care about anything other than making a scene.
r u fckin stupid i answered ur goddamn statement fuck u want me to do speak in tongues? riddle me this edgelord with the stick so far up his ass it dislodged his fckin brain do u even know wtf u even said im dead
Okay first of all. You did not answer my statement you ignored it to brag. You are an ultimate yet you are choosing to fixate on getting some random nobodies attention instead of ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS USEFUL. SECOND OF ALL. JUST BECAUSE MIDNIGHT INVOLVES OMEGAVERSE DOES NOT IMMEDIATELY MAKE IT PORN OR ANYTHING OF THE GENRE. YOU CAN LITERALLY WORLDBUILD WITH IT FROM NUMEROUS ANGLES AND EVEN IF IT JUST THERE FOR THE AUTHORS INDULGENCE ITS STILL DISRESPECTFUL TO TREAT SOMEONES HARD WORK THAT WAY.
actually smartypants u said sum me as an ultimate and i was like ya bitch i AM an ultimate and u should stfu abt it. also holy shit r u fckin the quinoa queer why r u suckin his dick sb about some trashy porno gay novel abt gettin laid cuz u know damn well its never happenin to his ass holy fuckkkkkkk u got the whole world and u choose to be THAT GUYS BITCH???????? ts lowk more embarrassing than writin the fckin novel im deadddddddddddd
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
pussy ass bitch cant even reply i see u replying to anonymous asks bc u dont even have the balls to reply to a real person thats not urself sending asks to ur own inbox bc nobody fucking cares abt ur life or what ur into but u gotta share it anyways even tho nobody fckin cares
And you as an ultimate are demanding a random stranger on tumblr's attention. Are you sure you have stones to throw.
bro u said it im an ultimate and ur out here posting the cringiest shit known to man. fuck ur stones bruh nobody mentioend ts. only rock around here r my rock hard abs
And you have ignored my point. This is not worth anymore of my time you clearly don't care about anything other than making a scene.
r u fckin stupid i answered ur goddamn statement fuck u want me to do speak in tongues? riddle me this edgelord with the stick so far up his ass it dislodged his fckin brain do u even know wtf u even said im dead
In my mission to stop vagueposting once and for all, I'm going to be doing specificposting! Watch and learn, people..
When I got out of my bed today, which is a twin sized mattress and could comfortably fit two skinny people, and hasn't had the sheets changed in at least 2 months, I noticed the date, because my alarm clock that I never use for alarms has the date on it. The date, which is, duh, Tuesday, May 26th, of 2026, as of making this post. And I thought, which I often do think, though it is usually about video games, my bros, or food: woah, that's funny. It's the 26th (of May) and it's 2026! The reason it's funny is because the numbers line up! After that, I left my room, which is in my dorm, my shared dorm at Eden's Garden Academy, a school for ultimate students, like me, the Ultimate Pro Gamer, and like my roommate, Eloise Taulner, who is the Ultimate Fencer. When I left my room, I went into the kitchen, which is connected to our living room, and has a mid-sized fridge and some pretty solid cabinets, except for the one I accidentally chipped from kicking it one time and didn't tell Eloise about, and I got some breakfast. My usual breakfast is cereal, toast, or sometimes eggs, because I know how to cook, unlike some people; some people being Damon Maitsu, the Ultimate Debater, who always makes his roommate cook for him. Today, my breakfast was cereal. It was Choco Chimps organic cereal, because the monkey on the box makes me laugh, and they taste good. I ate my breakfast at the table, and scrolled tumblr, only to see my poor unfortunate classmates were once again, up to some bullshit. This made me slightly saddened, but kind of amused, since they can be pretty funny about it. Once I finished my cereal, which I ate with a medium sized spoon, I rinsed my dish with just water, because I was feeling pretty lazy. Once my dish was clean, I went back to my room, looked at the schoolwork I had, and decided to play video games instead. I played a solid 3 hours of House Flipper, a game where you clean, decorate, and renovate houses, and then went back on tumblr, only to see Damon Maitsu, the Ultimate Debater, my blonde, 5'9, pretentious classmate, vagueposting. That was when I decided I would specificpost to combat his and my other classmates, including Kai Monteago, Eva Tsunaka, and others, probably, relentless vagueposting problem. I hope that you can learn something from this, which would be to stop vagueposting about your problems and life. Thanks. Bye!
I don’t vague post??? I’m very specific in my callouts. Watch.
@damon-maitsu I am still upset with you.
@dimity-ult-embroiderer You are nosy and upset you are irrelevant.
@diana-venicia You are beautiful stunning perfect
@wolfgang-akire-defense-attorney I can’t wait for movie night later 💕
@yourcomradecassidy I don’t know what your problem is. Mind your business if it’s so annoying to be in mine.
Nuh uh, not specific enough. Why are you upset at Damon? What movie are you watching with Wolfgang? Try again.
I don’t know what movie, yet! One of his favourites 💕
I’m upset with Damon because he is ignoring me after being mean to my boyfriend.
Also I left off a couple!
@ultimate-golfer I don’t know why but you’ve been less awful lately. I’m enjoying our alliance.
@.zeke You’re so irrelevant I don’t remember your blog!! STOP WATCHING THE HABS FOREVER YOU FUCKING JINX
FUCK YOU UR LIT THE BAD LUCK CHARM UR ASS KEPT WATCHING AND WHAT DO U KNOW LIKE I FCKIN SAID THEY LOST LOOK AT U DUMBASS BITCH U LOOK FCKIN STUPID SITTING ON HERE CRYING ABT THE HABS WHEN I BET UR A POSER THERES NO WAY UR ASS EVEN KNOWS ABT HOCKEY LIKE FUCK DO U EVEN KNOW I BET U WATCH IT FOR THE SWEATY MEN PLAYING W THEIR STICKS PANSY PRINCESS
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
pussy ass bitch cant even reply i see u replying to anonymous asks bc u dont even have the balls to reply to a real person thats not urself sending asks to ur own inbox bc nobody fucking cares abt ur life or what ur into but u gotta share it anyways even tho nobody fckin cares
And you as an ultimate are demanding a random stranger on tumblr's attention. Are you sure you have stones to throw.
bro u said it im an ultimate and ur out here posting the cringiest shit known to man. fuck ur stones bruh nobody mentioend ts. only rock around here r my rock hard abs
not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch
u did not srsly reblog this im ctfu this mf said sum DADDY? KITTEN? IM DEADDDDD
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
pussy ass bitch cant even reply i see u replying to anonymous asks bc u dont even have the balls to reply to a real person thats not urself sending asks to ur own inbox bc nobody fucking cares abt ur life or what ur into but u gotta share it anyways even tho nobody fckin cares
Why are you always so angry like calm down
I am perfectly calm compared to some people on this website. And its difficult to not be mad all the time when you're surrounded by people being objectively wrong about things you care about.
write abt getting a life next maybe u will get one instead of posting the vaguest fckin shit on tumblr bruh
Because of course I wanted the person who yells at people for interacting on a public post to see what I said. Have you considering behaving with any decency towards others.
have u considered deez nuts on ur face
