taylor price
trying on a metaphor
Mike Driver
Game of Thrones Daily
Sade Olutola
almost home
pixel skylines
#extradirty
AnasAbdin
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dirt enthusiast
oozey mess
blake kathryn
noise dept.
Love Begins
izzy's playlists!
shark vs the universe
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@guysiamonfire
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
Reasons I'm probably a cat
-Passive aggressive -Needs attention but pretends I don’t -Likes to be pet -Whiny -Doesn’t know when to stop eating -Needs to sleep 10+ hours -Sheds a lot -Lays on the floor where people are trying to walk -Screams
every time dan talks about life things he looks at the floor and blushes. the cheeky video is a life thing
me: *sends friend a message at 3 am*
friend: *responds*
me: woah woah there what are you doing up go the fuck to sleep this isn’t healthy
When I add a caption to a post and it becomes popular
I’ve literally never seen this url before……
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them → Queenie and Jacob’s bakery reunion
The bell tinkles again. Jacob looks up and is thunderstruck all over again: It’s Queenie. They stare at each other, Queenie beams, radiant. Jacob, quizzical and totally enchanted.
*creepy image*
Me: meh
*same creepy image, but with a time and date stamp*
Me:Â
For example:
Kinda creepy
Much creepier
boyfriend requirements:Â
is a feminist
not a racistÂ
dances (not necessarily well)Â
is a cutie
is not a murdererÂ
likes puppiesÂ
yes cause obviously if someone is not a feminist they are obviously scum (sarcasm)
Isn’t that guy
Man the bar could not get any lower and yet some men still can’t reach it.
The bar was an inch above the ground and the guy dug a hole to avoid it.
film headlines are having a field day
“Why do you take politics so personally.”
What if I told you
that these policies
affect me personally?
Sure sign of privilege if you think politics is just a game or a topic of conversation and not life or death.
me before working out: i dont wanna do this
me while working out: I D O N T W A N N A D O T H I S
me after working out: WOW, i am simply phenomenal. every drop of blood running through my veins is graced with the ichor of the gods, i am an olympic athlete
animal rates?
credit: ryan
me after skipping my one class today
disney character: mirror mirror on the wall, who is the farest of them all? mirror: look, susan, beauty is a socially constructed concept which can be defined in many ways by different people. moreover, regardless of which definition is used, it cannot be quantified and therefore cannot be accurately compared.Â
ok but .. insulting someone’s laugh or smile is possibly.. the worst.. why would u try 2 make someone self conscious about the way they express their joy.. like ?
