[immabehappy-happy]

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

[bramblepatch]

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

[shakespork]

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

[immabehappy-happy]

yikes fucking yikes

[immabehappy-happy]

I made friends, like actual fuckin friends who wanna talk to me and hang out with me, I’m so fuckin happy y’all

[catchymemes]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[call-me-emrys]

Well imagine it from Terri’s perspective. She sees a guy wrestling a whole-ass crocodile for funsies and just immediately goes “HIM”

[immabehappy-happy]

I am about to be under 200 pounds!! I haven’t been under 200 pounds since high school!!!

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[ghostscriesx]

consider also

[necromaria]

Do u ever just VIOLENTLY dislike having body parts

[necromaria]

Too Restricting. I Would Like To Shapeshift.

[d3monicas]

youll be fine even if u dont got a soulmate .. ur life is about you

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk

[immabehappy-happy]

start a new job today yikes I’m nervous

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

i hate crying in front of people so if i have ever cried in front of you, yes it does kinda mean you’re important but mostly it means it was a terrible accident that i will regret forever

[savage-animal-idiots]

gav getting bullied HARD as the killer in dead by daylight

[strawberrygardenkisses]

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

May your August be filled with love and growth.

🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓🌿🍓

[papasmoke]

I just CANT shut up baby!!!!!!! I’m absolutely FULL of STUPID and simply MUST share it with the world!!!!!!!!!!!!

[puukkolesbo]