I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
oh my god the original out in the wild
I'm using this sideblog more and more so I'm adding some info to this pinned post woop woop
This is a sideblog where I share fanart of my scrumptious husbandos. Guzma is N°1, more info about the others under the cut. Mute #not a guzma if you don't want to see them.
















