Gwen-never

She/They pronouns 28 - Libra Came back because Twitters a bigger hellsite

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fuckheadwitha]

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

[destructionfanq]

i want ice cream .

[molabuddy]

^ guy drowning in blood

[dankmemeuniversity]

[troutreznor]

pigeons but shoot it like a hardcore show

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[animentality]

[fairycosmos]

generational tweet

[cutecipher]

>meet some aliens in my quadrant

>"we got here exploring our wormhole"

>accidentally say okay freaks out loud

>destroy my comms system and take off

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @willowfoxthefox)

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[monidoll]

instant loss 2koma

[prokopetz]

The really funny part is that many modern sources that want to gas up Sparta will bring up this specific anecdote, but stop at the "if" and just not mention what happened immediately afterwards.

[elucubrare]

similarly, "μολὼν λαβέ" (come and take them) is a really cool thing to say, made significantly less cool by having them taken

[what-even-is-thiss]

Spartan propaganda usually only works if you stop right before the end of the story tbh

[winterthebeau]

Spartans killed themselves to be "good at war" and they weren't even good at war

[satan-offical]

alloooooonnnnneeeee, at the edge of the gooningverse, hawking a tuah

[satan-offical]

I'm sorry chat

[satan-offical]

Yo what the fuck past me

[virtualgirladvance]

finished unpacking in new place! i finally have a closet! this room has a million times less mold!

[virtualgirladvance]

wonder if that's why i felt like shit for the last year or two..

[virtualgirladvance]

haha no

not going back in the closet (that i couldnt even use cause it was full of housemates stuff)

[virtualgirladvance]

I STARTED POSTING IN BLUE NONSTOP WITHIN A MONTH OF MOVING IN NEXT TO THE MOLD HELL CLOSET??!!????!!!!

[muzzlesbian]

[virtualgirladvance]

I AM NOT ON POISON JR LEVEL I AM A REAL BITCH FUCK EMMMMMMMMMMM

[edenemy-art]

yeah this is a good game

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[shadow27]