the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once

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the next day after exerting myself too much because i felt good for once
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this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and itâs absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck
CPTSD constantly has me acting so cartoonishly stupid. hello my partner of 4 years who has literally never so much as raised their voice in my direction, i heard you doing dishes a little louder than usual in the other room. are you going to kill me?
listen im not HAPPY weâre all going through this. but i am at least relieved that other people can understand the mortal terror of âoh my god i think someone is doing their mundane household chores AT ME!!!!â
I was worried when he didn't rush out to greet me immediately but it was just because he was cozy.
Nephew's 4th birthday party yesterday. Did it in my parents apartment, like twenty kids and a corresponding number of parents squeezed into a tiny space. Pandemonium. Then. The magician shows up. Magic Al. He's been doing this for decades (he did MY fifth birthday party. He said it was good to see me again and gave me a hug đ đ„č. Thank you Magic Al love you Magic Al). He puts on the coat. takes out the wand. Thirty five kids are ENRAPTURED. They are cheering and yelling and SITTING DOWN for an HOUR LONG SET. There's a real dove. He sneezed out two donuts. He's basically doing Kid Standup Comedy with a little sleight of hand. Parents are amazed â "I can't get her to sit down for three minutes, how is she still paying attention."
The real magic is some kind of "keep the kids' attention" superpower. Forty years of doing kids birthday parties and he has it down to a SCIENCE. He's like those sushi chefs who can fillet a tuna blindfolded, but for making fifty kids face in the same direction for an hour. somebody needs to get a grant to study this guy . We should restructure our entire early childhood public education system around Magic Al's techniques. What a legend.
oh god i just realized ive been posting on corporeal tumblr this whole time đ€Š
Oh! I thought you just lost your login and decided to just stay on corporeal instead.
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Was thinking about shrimp and teto so shrimp TetoâŠhad to doodle I will make /srs ver one dayâŠ
/srs ver and the initial concept doodles đŠđ„đ€đ„đ„
someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky
me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:
"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.
whet the fuck was cage the elephant singing about
capitalism
if you're thinking of "Aint No Rest for the Wicked" that's not about capitalism, it's about video game franchise Borderlands by Gearbox for 2K games
"if you pay the right price, your evening will be nice"
this is when you buy Borderlands and you have fun
It was also about Capitalism
"Ain't nothin in this world for free"
this is about the 4 DLC expansions you could buy at $9.99 apiece
People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought Iâd get right to the heart of the matter
[The artist, putting a simple cake next to a much fancier one: âAw man, that guyâs cake is way better than mine.â The Audience, gleefully holding up a knife and fork âHOLY SHIT! TWO CAKES!â]
additions from the og artist (credit)
âHoly shit two cakes,â I mutter to myself as I do fucking anything these days, this post was a godsend
I know itâs not July yet, but guys, happy 10 years of âtwo cakesâ. This post on god has been a godsend not only as a writer myself but as a friend of artists and writers who I love to encourage. This was legitimately a game-changer.
OP thank you so much for this.
they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak
genuinely so obsessed with this twitter post
O habe electracutef myseld FIBE TINES im s roe â ny arn id KILLIMG mr. HOWEBER⊠tjey alk waus sau. SUXT TINE: tje CHARN! Widh mw lucj no.
I have to go to the hospital
remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason
The reason is very apparent, it being sick as hell,
i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
This is very dumb but hey
Happy pride