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haletwinsstan

Midnight Sun compilation: Rosalie bullying Edward

haletwinsstan

twilight + textposts: twilight characters as the ‘i hope this email finds you’ meme bonus:

kamiiri

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…

toxictwilight

you’re laughing, my brother just pulled a sonic-the-hedgehog across the parking lot to save a human girl who brought a cactus to the rainiest place in the continental U.S. and you’re laughing

ladiesofcinema

“They left me in the street, thinking I was dead. Believe me, I wanted to be.”

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: ECLIPSE (2010)

haletwinsstan

Carlisle: why is Rosalie crying

Edward: she took a which twilight character are you quiz

Carlisle: who did she get

Edward: me

mentallynotchill

I literally have no fucking clue who I am, sometimes I think I’m a super nice person who has been unfairly treated in life and that everyone should love me but other times I’m convinced I’m the most horrible person in the world who can’t possibly have any real friends and that I deserve all the suffering I’ve gone through as punishment for who I am.

howelljenkins

medusa was NOT a girlboss

why do you hate women ..

nothorses

Wait, I might be dumb for asking this, but aren’t feminine men called dandies?

in like the late 18th to early 19th century Britian, “dandy” referred to men who paid a lot of attention to personal appearances. later on it referred to a handful of kinda playfully GNC artist guys, but I don’t think it’s ever been a universal term for all feminine men

also while I was double-checking my info i found this

which is just *chef’s kiss*

nothorses

hail the motherfucking king

timgy

Now I’m picturing a dude ranch that’s just...hundreds of free-range dudes in their fancy clothes wandering the plains

taz-quotes

Barclay: Ned, are you gonna be able to sort of, I guess, lie when he sees this thing?

Ned: I actually have an idea.

Aubrey: Don't kill him.

Ned: Alright, I have another idea.

taz-quotes

Travis: Okay, is his back to me?

Griffin: Uh, it is, I say, terrified.

Travis: I'm going to-

Griffin: Kill Todd with fire?!

taz-quotes

Duck: I need you to shut off the water supply to H2-Whoa That Was Fun.

Pigeon: Why do you need to take down a water park there, Ranger Duck?

Duck: Why did you need to hide out in the forest and start a bunch of fires there, Pidge?

starsandmoonys

Modern Au where wolfstar raises harry and harry of course grew up with vine, tiktok, all meme culture. And anytime Sirius is being a 'parent figure and annoying' not the 'cool awesome padfoot', harry would just scream you're not my dad because he's that kid. And Sirius would always feel bad every time..until Remus actually shows him that reference and harry doesn't really mean this and it's just a meme..then Sirius would abuse that phrase around harry, like all parents do, till he stops saying it.