Gwen Penscalpel @gwenholmes - Tumblr Blog

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

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sherlockspeare

Draw a Line(X) - UN Women initiative to end violence against women and girls

gwenholmes

I love his weird face

Me: *tells parents I'm stressed*

Parents: *think I'm just lazy, get angry, blame it on the internet, Threaten shit, insist on getting one particular reason why I'm stressed, get worried, can't take a hint, refuse to leave me alone, and fail too understand I'm a hormonal teenager attending school which can be stressing from time to time*

lunargreywolf

My relationship with my parents, summed up in one neat Gilmore moment.

tearaluu

Do you ever have those moments when you’re laying on your bed crying and all you can just think to do is look up at the ceiling and sing to yourself. You start to look at the ceiling fan light and tears are pouring down your face while the light in your eyes are too bright you start to squint and soon enough the light and your tears meet together making a kaleidoscope of light in your eyes. Your singing slows down as you quiet yourself only to hear the yelling coming from other room at you or someone else. Only to be snapped back into reality again.

Parents: constantly bitch at me for no reason, make me feel like shit, hurt my feelings, always judging me, expect me to respect you when i don't get respect in return, act hypocritical, emotionally, physically abuse me

Parents : Why don't you ever want to spend time with us? Why don't you ever come to us with anything?

baetriots

Seriously, if I ever have children...

I vow to show some fucking interest in what they love no matter what it is. If my kid is into comics, I’ll buy them all of them. If they’re into Dungeons and Dragons or some other roleplay stuff like that, i’ll fucking learn the rules to that thing. If my kid is into sports, then I’ll be at all the damn games. If they’re into fashion, then I’ll read some fucking magazines. Whatever they like, I’ll show them I fucking care My parents continuously make me feel like my interests are dumb and they’ve always given me crap for it. I swear to god I’ll never make my children go through what I did.

sealedbeastnue

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

beangeneboy

The final boss

stray-suh-nur

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

sealedbeastnue

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

gwenholmes

Tell me you are joking how can you not know that

irisowl

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad