I'm not a bad writer I swear

I write a lot. Seriously I SWEAR I'm not an idiot I just like writing. That makes me sound like an idiot, I'M NOT. Also, my avatar is a picture of me when I went to see Sonic the Hedgehog at the cinema, not just me being weird (which is the usual occurence) and my header image is totally accurate I am a student after all.

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I made a thing...

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Shitposts are my inspiration...

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Diaries of a Writer #9

Fuck. Plot. Outlining.

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Watching the bug episode in season one of Supernatural and then being attacked by a moth is the single most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me.

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The Diaries of a Writer #8

So I’m a veteran fantasy reader and I can’t believe I’ve never asked this question before.

How do the characters wake themselves up in the morning? Do they have like fantasy alarm clocks or something? Can they cast spells to wake themselves up with some bird call? 

Then again their sleeping patterns probably aren’t as fucked as mine so they probs wake up naturally.

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The Diaries of a Writer #7

How are you supposed to come up with expletives when there is no God to use his name in vain? When the concept of hell does not exist in your book? 

I can’t believe the greatest struggle I’m currently experiencing is trying to come up with a way to say fuck this in my book.

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The Diaries of a Writer #6

Honestly, nothing beats that feeling you get when you write something you think is completely and utterly heartfelt and emotionally beautiful, something that people can shit on all they like but you feel deep down in your heart that you’ve poured your heart and soul into those words and nobody can make you feel anything but proud of them.

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The Diaries of  a Writer #5

I’m a complete romantic I love it soooooooo much but I HATE writing romance it makes me cringe so much.

Fuck my life. 

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The Diaries of a Writer #4

Listen up you rag tag bunch of corn farting duck melons I have a piece of enlightening information I have recently learned that I feel I must share with you. 

(Only because none of my friends have responded to me because the last piece of enlightening, and frankly life changing, news I shared with them was a really bad pun that I thought was hilarious at the time, but I have recently learned the error of my ways)

I was googling ways of murdering animals and found out the plural of ‘beef’ is ‘beeves’ and now I can’t stop imagining a butcher called Jeeves naming his meat shop Jeeves Beeves.

*mike drop* 

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The Diaries of a Writer #3

I came up with a cool plot twist and the writer in me is going ‘do it you coward, DO IT’ and the reader in me is pleading with me not to because IT’S BREAKING MY HEART JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

Is that how you know it’s a good plot twist?

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The Diaries of a Writer #2

Why do I write the best at 3am in the morning?

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WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

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The Diaries of a Writer #1

I just spent the last twenty minutes trying to decide what sound something makes when it hits a bed. 

Is it a thunk?! Is it a thud?! I DON’T KNOW