'cuz I'm unbelievable

Heya, Gwenpool here! Y'know the girl that started off as an amalgam of Gwen Stacy and Deadpool? But who's actually from the real world? Yep, that's me. Appears that asshat Lilly (pssht her real name is Lisa, but she hates it) wants to use me for rping. So here we are. Have fun watching her ruin me as I KNOW for a matter of fact that she hasn't finished my comics... yet. She's stuck with issue 22, but we're getting there guys! She did watch some YouTube videos and did a little reseach on the wiki tho. Buuut I'm running off the topic. So yeah, I guess that's all you gotta know.

[shitthepizza]

Angsty Sentence Starters

For people who enjoy being sad sacks in RP

Pulled from various angsty moments in various forms of media and past break-ups from the sad sack running this blog. Have fun being sad sacks.

“This is the part where you apologize.”

“This is the part where you leave.”

“I can’t watch you do this to yourself anymore.”

“You just love a sob story don’t you…”

“ I used to love you…”

“I don’t want this pain anymore.”

“Just cut out my heart, I’ll get you a knife.”

“I found a picture of us together, I had to burn it.”

“Don’t you look back, I won’t be there…”

“Is this what we are reduced to now?”

“It means nothing, all of it.”

“I did all my crying when you left, this well is dry now.”

“I buried my feelings when our relationship died.”

“I can’t pretend anymore…”

“Just don’t…”

“You did this to us…”

“I wanted to be with you forever…”

“It wasn’t all a lie was it?”

“How did it end up like this?”

“It was never real.”

[queenbrooke]

[gwenpooltm]

✔ *Shoves this over with too much accidental force*

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!   |   @spiidermade

DO I KNOW YOUR MUSE(S): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

SETTING: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS? yes | no | depends on the relationship

POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIPS: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted |  dating or blind date  | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protector - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’M IN THE MOOD FOR: fluff | angst | horror |  romance  | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

FEEL FREE TO: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[gwenpooltm]

✔

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!   |   @ghstspider

DO I KNOW YOUR MUSE(S): yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

SETTING: our verse (gotta be more specific when it comes to marvel right?) | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

PRE-ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS? yes | no | depends on the relationship

POSSIBLE RELATIONSHIPS: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protector - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other

I’M IN THE MOOD FOR: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

FEEL FREE TO: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[roleplayers-ink]

A quick and easy plotting guide

Send me ✔ and I will bold my preferences for your muse!

My muse(s):

Do I know your muse(s):  yes | no | a little | tell me about your muse

Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

Feel free to: message me ooc | message me ic | tell me your ideas | write a starter | answer one of my opens | send a meme | reblog this with your preferences - let’s find common interests!

[kogla]

Can you imagine Gwenpool , Deadpool and Loki together in one comic???

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

WHEN I FOLLOW YOU, I WANT TO INTERACT. I don’t follow for follow, I follow you because I’m interested in your character and want to write with you. sometimes, even when you follow me, I’m too shy to approach, or I’m just not really sure HOW. please; if I’m following you, shoot me a message. go ahead and RANDOMLY JUMP IN MY INBOX. Something – just know that if I follow you, I WANT to interact with you!!

[gwenpooltm]

❝  HOWDY THERE, GWEN-PEOPLE !                              GWEN POOLE HERE, PRESENTING A BRAND  NEW AND     AMAZING  UNBELIEVABLE  RP BLOG FEATURING        WELL, OBVIOUSLY        ME !  ❞

                                      independent. selective. mutuals only. mcu & headcanon based                                                        Marvel’s   G W E N P O O L                                                                      penned  ruined by  lilly  lisa.

[cranephd-deactivated20190406]

DISCORD SENTENCE STARTERS PT. 2

dumb shit we’ve said in the chat

“ this is no democracy. this is war. ”

“ tree juice… horrible. ”

“ seagulls are the sole reason why i hate birds. ”

“ i’m so happy to be sharing a brain cell with you. ”

“ we should bring back medieval torture. ”

“ open season on humans. ”

“ no southern hicks in this house. ”

“ sometimes i think about your fingernails and i just start salivating. ”

“ death makes her steady approach. ”

“ time for an exorcism, i suppose. ”

“ i’d suck your toes. ”

“ do you desire finely chopped peen, my good sir? ”

“ piss is a social construct. ”

“ i will scatter teeth in your bed. ”

“ do you have any spare fucking teeth? ”

“ you think this is a joke? you think this is funny? shit your pants. ”

“ i just want your milk, please don’t kill me. ”

“ that gives me horrible energies and i don’t like it. ”

“ i expect nothing and i’m still let down. ”

“ in texas they call sex, ‘sexas.’ ”

“ there is no god anymore. ”

“ i’d rather die, thanks. ”

“ may i please get a crumb of pussy? ”

“ despacito is actually pretty catchy. ”

[an-exotic-writer]

five word prompts

[inspired by this]

“actually… i just miss you.”

“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”

“and slowly… i was forgotten.”

“and then everything just disappears.”

“and where do i go?”

“anyone could tell from here.”

“are you finishing that or…?”

“are you stupid or stupid?”

“anything, just call me, okay?”

“bitch better have my money.”

“bro… that’s so… not cool…”

“but did you do it?”

“call me now. it’s urgent.”

"can’t you listen to me?”

“cross that. don’t answer that.”

“don’t even think about it.”

“don’t you dare walk away.”

“do it. i dare you.”

“did you think i forgot?”

“eventually… you just move on.”

“even if you still do.”

“everything will fall into place.”

“fight me, you attractive stranger.”

“for once, i need you.”

“for once… i was right.”

“for once… i was wrong.”

“forget i even asked you.”

“forget it. you fucking suck.”

“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”

“fuck off. i mean it.”

“give and take. that’s life.”

“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”

“have you lost your mind?”

“hello? it’s me. i was-”

“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”

“here’s a glass of whatever.”

“how about a hug, hm?”

“how about you make me?”

“i haven’t forgot you yet.”

“i can’t be around you.”

“i don’t need you, really.”

“i don’t need this now.”

“is this your first time?”

“it’s just a cut, really.”

“it wasn’t me, i swear!”

“i said i love you.”

“just don’t fuck it up.”

"just… come back alive, okay?”

“just make sure you’ve eaten.”

“kick his ass for me.”

“killed him? wait, what, literally?”

“life really sucks. feel better.”

“letting go hurts… a lot.”

“let me live, will you?”

“no, i don’t need you.”

“nothing can hurt me now.”

“nothing matters anymore to me.”

“okay it was me… so?”

“people lie all the time.”

“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”

“please, you can’t die now.”

“please don’t leave me alone.”

“quiet. they can hear us.”

“quick! give me your phone!”

“quicker, you freaking piece of-”

“quit it or i’ll bite.”

“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”

"really? do i look stupid?”

“real smooth, tripping over air.”

“rise and shine, sweet thing.”

“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”

“seriously? give me a break.”

“so… what are we now?”

“so… did you miss me?”

“so… can we go eat?”

“so… when’s the next flight?”

“so… how did everything go?”

“sometimes, i wish you died.”

“so what? you did it.”

“time passes slower without you.”

“then what do you suggest?”

“the fuck? who are you?”

“then you tell me why.”

“this is not working out.”

“this isn’t what i wanted.”

“this is all a fucking disaster.”

“when did it all happen?”

“who knew you’d be here?”

“why do i even bother?”

“why do i love you?”

“why didn’t you tell me?”

“you’re just… so, so stupid.”

“you can’t be here now.”

“you look like an accident.”

“you really need to go.”

“you know who to call.”

"zero fucks given. next please.”

[gwenpooltm]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn?

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 | accepting | @spiidermade

[  ✉   →   spidey  ]   i’m positive that’s NOT what i’m doing[  ✉   →   spidey  ]   tho the writer would love to embarrass me in front of you[  ✉   →   spidey  ]   yeah nvm - i AM definitely drunk texting you! yep. something wrong with that?

[vaememes]

text messages.

[ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to drunk text me rn? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey what are you doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— didn’t you get my last text? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you ignoring me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m so bored! [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey you 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— blue is definitely your color 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— ugh i wish you were here! [ 📲 • sms ] —— i think you’re going to like what you see 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you’ve been on my mind all day today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i can’t stop thinking about you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you gonna fall asleep on me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— NO don’t fall asleep on me again tonight! [ 📲 • sms ] —— you fell asleep on me last night! you owe me now [ 📲 • sms ] —— send me a picture 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey cutie! haven’t talked to you in a while! [ 📲 • sms ] —— why did you stop texting me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey can i call you now? [ 📲 • sms ] —— call me rather talk on the phone [ 📲 • sms ] —— sweet dreams….with me in them 😉 jk [ 📲 • sms ] —— oooooh, i like the sound of that 😉 [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you doing tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna hang out tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna do tomorrow? ☺️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— you looked really good today. [ 📲 • sms ] —— can’t wait to see you xoxo [ 📲 • sms ] —— talk dirty to me [ 📲 • sms ] —— maybe i can stay the night with you tomorrow [ 📲 • sms ] —— dang you take long enough to text back. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you are the slowest texter ever. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate texting you sometimes. you take forever. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you take forever and a day to reply. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i was wondering where you went. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what happened? where did you go? [ 📲 • sms ] —— k. [ 📲 • sms ] —— ok that’s cool. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s wrong with you? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey where was you today? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you wanna come over? [ 📲 • sms ] —— why are you texting me? i’m standing right beside you… [ 📲 • sms ] —— i hate one word texters. [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop one wording me. 😒 [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you mad at me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you wanna talk about? [ 📲 • sms ] —— do you like me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i love you 😍 [ 📲 • sms ] —— miss you 😘 [ 📲 • sms ] —— stop sending me that wink face. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you okay? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m gonna take a shower brb [ 📲 • sms ] —— hold on i gotta do something real quick. [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you trying to sext me? [ 📲 • sms ] —— my dog/cat said he/she missed you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— what’s your dog/cat doing? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what are you watching? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i see how it is 😜 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you can’t text me but you can be on facebook/twitter/instagram/ [ 📲 • sms ] —— how come you never text me anymore? [ 📲 • sms ] —— i gave you my number so you could text me punk 😛 [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me back anymore ☹️ [ 📲 • sms ] —— sorry didn’t mean to bug you [ 📲 • sms ] —— you only text me when i text you first. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you never text me first! [ 📲 • sms ] —— wanna go catch a movie tomorrow? [ 📲 • sms ] —— what do you mean by that status you posted? [ 📲 • sms ] —— guess what emoji is next to your name in my phone? [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey stranger. stop being a stranger. [ 📲 • sms ] —— did you miss me? 😆 [ 📲 • sms ] —— i’m looking through your pictures right now. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i saw that selfie you just posted. [ 📲 • sms ] —— you text me after i upload a bomb selfie i see. [ 📲 • sms ] —— it’s okay you don’t to lie to me. [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that was so sweet. ☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— aww, that just made me smile. ️☺️☺️  [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g i’m punching you so hard the next time i see you. [ 📲 • sms ] —— i s2g you get on my nerves. [ 📲 • sms ] —— hey there ! remember me ? [ 📲 • sms ] —— are you going to ignore me again tomorrow?

[phantomemes]

sentences from the youtube series  ,  buzzfeed unsolved .  primarily taken from season 5′s supernatural investigations .

“ it doesn’t matter because you’re dead ”

“ it’s not impressive  ,  no one’s impressed ”

“ the spot of your death is now a lovely gift shop ”

“ as god as my witness  ,  he snapped him in half ”

“ i seriously want you to throw something right at my face ”

“ you can live in the cave ”

“ i’m a big fan of your name ”

“ the fact that you steal  ,  that’s really funny to me ”

“ that’s the greatest thing to steal  :  a man’s joy ”

“ because i’m a masochist ”

“ i’m going to regret this ”

“ i’ve lost the ability to feel ”

“ they’re gonna fucking murder you ”

“ the way you shushed me was quite rude ”

“ cowards  ,  all of you ”

“ i’m strange and off putting ”

“ i should not feel confident in the face of any man ”

“ here you are  ,  smiling in the face of the devil ”

“ i hate bats ”

“ bats sometimes carry rabies and that’s a thing i’m afraid of ”

“ not today devil birds  ,  not today ”

“ i think i’m blacking out right now ”

“ i don’t think i’m going to remember this moment ”

“ i think i’m gonna cry ”

“ i keep forgetting there’s ghosts in here ”

“ if you know me and my debilitating fear of bears  ,  this is my worst nightmare ”

“ i’m standing on an altar alone ”

“ maybe you’ll wake up in the middle of the night and eat your cat ”

“ i’m so glad that’s over let’s go eat taco bell ”

“ were you making horse noises ? ”

“ in case any of you needed a reminder this place is a twisting nightmare ”

“ there’s a good chance i’m gonna fart in here ”

“ well this is horrifying ”

“ let’s do each other a favor and not show ourselves to each other ”

“ if you could do me a big solid and not do anything that would be sublime ”

“ this is just as horrifying as i thought it would be ”

“ you talk to hide from the silence ”

“ do i look like the kind of man who could give advice ? ”

“ several bad choices have lead me to this moment ”

“ let’s play look at the ceiling tiles !  1 , 2 , 3 , 4 … ”

“ i just wanna know if you think they have belly buttons ”

“ i did meet some of the most insufferable people but they also met me ”

“ if it sounds like a duck and walks like a duck ”

[dovingmemes]

media quotes sentence meme

i looked through the gifsets reblogged by the famous burgertv tumblr and hand selected a few quotes from tv shows & movies. change however you see fit.

“ lets clear the air. are there any more lies i should know about?”

“ i’m not basic. ya basic! “

“ any last words? “

“ you stole my car! i like my car! “

“ how did you find me? “

“ i just thought that we could hang out. “

“ i’m not doing anything else for men today. “

“ you are stronger than you believe. “

“ what is … happening … ? “

“ man , we are in a social slump. “

“ they’re all the same. some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can’t act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. it’s insulting. “

[ sung in the tune to ‘ o christmas tree ‘ ] “ apocalypse , apocalypse , we caused it with our dumbness. “

“ why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? “

“ oh , put some mistletoe on my butt and kiss it , _____! “

“ the nights are the hardest. but then the day comes , and that’s every bit as hard as the night. and then the night comes again… “

“ you’re brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous. “

“ your accent is so cute. “

“ what the fuckity-fuck is that? “

“ i’m not doing cocaine , _____. i just have a feeling i would be unbearable. “

“ should i apologize or leave? i’mma leave. “

“ i’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about. “

“ if you could see your whole life from start to finish , would you change things? “

“ hold on. are you filling those squirt guns with fake blood? “ 

“ oh my god , please please don’t kill me! i’m not caught up yet on my shows! “

“ no one dislikes you , _____. “

“ stop being so mean to me , or i swear to god i’m gonna fall in love with you! “

“ hey , i was never happy! i was just less pissed off. “ 

“ you know what? forget i offered to help you. forget the entire fucking idea. “

“ my tv is broken, and i can not be alone with my thoughts. “

“ … but i found you , didn’t i? “

“ ‘ be myself ‘ what kind of garbage advice is that? “

“ but this is helping … hearing your voice. “

“ besides … i look cute in a tiara. “

“ i’m about to do something terrible. “

“ when i write about my life , and i will , i will not be kind. “

“ eat shit and die. “

“ i make grave mistakes all the time. “

“ maybe you’re not so bad after all. “

“ where is my candy , you son of a bitch? “

“ bitch , i told you i was gonna wreck it. “

[gwenpooltm]

𝙋𝙇𝙊𝙏𝙏𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇

give this post a like if you’re interested in plotting with me! i’ll invade your IMs as soon as possible to get things started. NOTE: due to past experience, i kindly ask you to contribute some ideas yourself. ( there have been countless times i was the only one coming up with possible plots and that’s really exhausting, so i’m trying to avoid it. )

[dovingmemes]

random sentence starters

random sentences for any / multiple scenario(s). change around as you see fit.

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

[sweetpoole]

Gwen looks like me whenever I pull an all-nighter to finish school work. haha

The Unbelievable Gwenpool #16 (2016-)