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i post incorrect animé quotes sometimes

[goffilolo]

I've been thinking about making this post for MONTHS.

Asta can't sleep because his gremlins keep piling up on top of him like overly clingy cats and by trying to fix it he only makes it worse.

[simpingforthisonedeer]

[3rdgymbros]

Fuegoleon, rubbing his temples: You can say "please" and "thank you" a million times and my toddler brother will never repeat it, but if your sister says "ass-faced motherfucker" ONCE -

Little Leopold, in the background: HELLO ASS FACE MOTHERFUCKER!

[cringeyvanillamilk]

“he’s going off and one-shotting everyone in first person shooters. He becomes a complete beast while his voice remains chill as usual”

Aka.... Yuno becomes a casual murderer

He probably earned the title too

He's absolutely devastating to go up against in games-

Asta on the other hand...

[gwthr]

noelle: i haven’t eaten anything since 11. im starving

asta: oh wow… how old are you now?

[gwthr]

magna: i’m not getting into any more stupid fights with luck

luck: squirrels are a myth

magna: how the FUCK ARE SQUIRRELS A MYTH??

[gwthr]

noelle: do you guys ever worry you’ll regret things in the future?

grey: no. I regret everything instantly

[gwthr]

King: you kidnapped the princess?! that's illegal!

Meliodas: what's more illegal, King?

Meliodas: briefly inconveniencing her father, or destroying our group?

King: kidnapping the princess!!

[gwthr]

Merlin: if it's a concussion, we have to keep him conscious. ask him stuff

Gowther, to Meliodas: what's eight times seven?

Merlin: stuff he knows

[gwthr]

King: i saw Meliodas and Ban hugging

King: and then realized they were choking each other and i was like, okay, that makes more sense

[gwthr]

Merlin: what's your biggest fear?

King: i'm incredibly arachnophobic

Elizabeth: you don't want spiders to get married? :(

[gwthr]

Merlin: you know what they say, sticks and stones may break my bones-

Meliodas: [nodding sagely] but chains and whips excite me

Merlin: ...is that what you think the quote is?

Meliodas: is it... is it not?

[gwthr]

Diane: i want that pokemon!

Ban: but its attack stat is crap not to mention its ability makes it worthless. its move pool is so shallow, it can't even learn good tms. also it's 4x weak to fire

Diane: he goes swoosh swoosh and it's cute

[gwthr]

Meliodas: Happy father’s day Dad!

Demon King: You got me a present?

Meliodas: Yup, it’s a list of all your accomplishments as a father

Demon King: This is a blank sheet of paper.

Meliodas: Yup.

[gwthr]

Meliodas: I like this girl...

King: Is she into convicted criminals?

Meliodas: Okay, accessory to the crime is not technically the crime itself.

King: It's still a crime.

Meliodas: Is it, though?

King: YES!

[gwthr]

King, on his wedding day: I was lucky enough today to marry my best friend.

Diane: *blushes*

Helbram, rising from the dead: I’m sorry, your fucking WHAT? Bitch-

[gwthr]

Meliodas: Yo, is Ban sleeping or dead?

King: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Ban, sitting up: Okay first of all, fuck you-