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[librathefangirl]

What do you mean that's not canon? XD

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Merlin: you know what they say, sticks and stones may break my bones-

Meliodas: [nodding sagely] but chains and whips excite me

Merlin: ...is that what you think the quote is?

Meliodas: is it... is it not?

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Diane: i want that pokemon!

Ban: but its attack stat is crap not to mention its ability makes it worthless. its move pool is so shallow, it can't even learn good tms. also it's 4x weak to fire

Diane: he goes swoosh swoosh and it's cute

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Meliodas: Happy father’s day Dad!

Demon King: You got me a present?

Meliodas: Yup, it’s a list of all your accomplishments as a father

Demon King: This is a blank sheet of paper.

Meliodas: Yup.

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King, on his wedding day: I was lucky enough today to marry my best friend.

Diane: *blushes*

Helbram, rising from the dead: I’m sorry, your fucking WHAT? Bitch-

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Meliodas: Yo, is Ban sleeping or dead?

King: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Ban, sitting up: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Hawk: Okay, I think I figured out the problem with your group dynamic

Hawk, pointing at King: You’re a coward, you don’t like getting into situations

King: How dare-

Hawk, pointing at Meliodas: You’re too willing to get into situations, you should act your age

Meliodas: *shrugs*

Hawk, pointing at Gowther: And YOU only get into situations if there’s at least a 86.7% chance that murder will happen

Gowther: Precisely

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Elizabeth : could you please stop calling peanut butter that

Meliodas : what’s wrong with calling it “sticky nut juice???”

Elizabeth : everything! everything is wrong with that!