#incorrect sds

[gwthr]

Merlin: you know what they say, sticks and stones may break my bones-

Meliodas: [nodding sagely] but chains and whips excite me

Merlin: ...is that what you think the quote is?

Meliodas: is it... is it not?

[elaera23]

Tarot Reader: Now I will show you your fortune

Ban: Cool I guess

Tarot Reader: Why is every card death, what the fuck, I don't even have that many death cards

Ban: Figures

[incorrectanimequotes]

Meliodas: *shows Elizabeth a cd labeled “songs I’ll eat you out to”*

Elizabeth: I- I don’t what to say

Meliodas: it’s twelve hours of cotton eyed joe

[gwthr]

King: you kidnapped the princess?! that's illegal!

Meliodas: what's more illegal, King?

Meliodas: briefly inconveniencing her father, or destroying our group?

King: kidnapping the princess!!

[gwthr]

Diane: i want that pokemon!

Ban: but its attack stat is crap not to mention its ability makes it worthless. its move pool is so shallow, it can't even learn good tms. also it's 4x weak to fire

Diane: he goes swoosh swoosh and it's cute

[gwthr]

*at a funeral*

Ban: I need a moment alone with him…

Holy Knights: Of course… *leaves*

Ban, leaning in: Hey listen, I know you’re not dead.

Meliodas, opening one eye: YEAH NO SHIT-

[gwthr]

Meliodas: Happy father’s day Dad!

Demon King: You got me a present?

Meliodas: Yup, it’s a list of all your accomplishments as a father

Demon King: This is a blank sheet of paper.

Meliodas: Yup.

[gwthr]

King, on his wedding day: I was lucky enough today to marry my best friend.

Diane: *blushes*

Helbram, rising from the dead: I’m sorry, your fucking WHAT? Bitch-