I Don't Really Post Anymore

Hi I'm Dan and I have reclaimed this blog from Georgia, but I just use it to lurk now.

[hijerking]

mom: you need to learn how to cook for yourself

me:

[javeliner-blog]

hang on, wait a second

[queefito-deactivated20130405]

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

[poky]

the bae’s knaes

[mtvstyle]

J.Lo’s American Idol performance dress (and make up) literally has left me speechless

[little-chunk]

Damn jlo

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Magical 

[taylorwearsheelys]

Oh my GOD My grandma bought my grandpa new pants and my mom asked him how they felt and he goes “like a cheaply made castle” and we were like what and he goes “no ballroom” GRANDPA NO

[rambozus]

Grandpa yes.

[im-the-strongest-there-is-deact]

grandpa for president

[honeystopthecar]

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

[kittencat-dragonpants-blog]

I honestly have no problem with people choosing to do that, just, not in front of me or my kid, okay?

[coffeedential]

what if a ghost is in love with me and is using its powers to keep boys away from me because that would explain a lot

[gymleacler]

teacher: you failed the test

me: i am just a humble delicate gentle flower nymph elf fairy man person blooming garden... do not step upon me or yell with your words

teacher: im so sorry... i didnt realize..

me: its ok, but please try to remember next time.

[irrationalwitch-deactivated2014]

sirius gets a baby girl and names her orange and he’s just so happy and proud and he tells everyone he meets hey this is orange, she’s the new black

[frenchkissingtheelderly]

you have no idea how angry this makes me

[irrationalwitch-deactivated2014]

siriusly angry?

[rozzsolomon-deactivated20150817]

and when sirius dies she will be the orphan black

[thewonderyearstrong-deactivated]

taylor swift

taylor strong

taylor angry

taylor smash

[gymleacler]

Instagrammmmm

Guys if you want to look at my beautiful face more you should follow me on Instagram: georgiawhoresbra

[stupidfuckingsims]

i have never watched toy story

[stupidfuckingsims]

update: i just tried to make buzz and woody fuck in the shower and my game crashed

[innerwreck]

[iraffiruse]

[neutral]

Okay?

[abseunt-deactivated20160913]

Olay.

[neutral]

Maybe olay will be our always.

[abseunt-deactivated20160913]

The fault in our lotions

[princesszelda-rekt]

Imagine being completely naked in a room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you. This is the life of a dog