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Ita me, that bitch again.

Apparently you just get gifted an eevee?

Speedboost yanmega go brrrr.

I hate the elemonkies but that goober has been on my team from jump and id rather not hot-swap train a ferroseed or morelull.

Im just happy i have a trapinch on the team. Gimme de dargon. 😘

#pokemon #pokemon rom hack #pokemon moon galaxy #jakes yells

Hi hello its me.. uh, ya boi

So im currently getting my ass kicked on the rom hack moon galaxy.

Among a lot of bullshit, i got a full party wipe by a level 15 vikavolt on the way to the first gym. Apparently random ass bosses just.. spawn to fuck with you. Dont like that!

I also came across a frustrating amount of shiny bugs and didnt have any pokeballs. Bruh

So i over-leveled and then immediately got taken to task by a trainer with a whole ass team of lvl 25+ my brothers and sisters in christ what the absolute fuck is this game i love it.

Ill post my team here in a sec. Jesus christ i havent been this challenged in a long time. I love and hate this 🖤

#pokemon #pokemon rom hack #jakes yells #pokemon moon galaxy

Shield was annoyingly easy (again). By the time my team was locked in i was doing the semi finals.

My champion team;

Ludicolo, scorbunny, Grimmsnarl, flygon, toxtricity & corviknight.

Im on free play for the dlc's now and am gonna do a brilliant diamond nuz next!

#pokemon #shield nuzlocke #nuzlocke #pokemon nuzlocke #just as i thought i was cooking the game ended #beat leon and went thats it? oh wait sidequest the dlcs

So i did a thing with shield. I cant catch anything in the wild area unless its a static encounter or a max raid.

Any proper routes i can only catch something that is not in my party or box. Im still able to get gift or in game trades. If i really wanted to cheese this run i would have immediately done dynamax adventures. But i didnt.

I caught a level 17 trapinch when i first got into the wild area and it has been an absolute unit.

Surprise, jakes wants an early dragon on the team. Its kind of my thing.

I will say, i just.. dont like any of the starters in this generation. I also didnt take the time to soft reset for a good nature kick bunny. Got a solid bird, and im still waiting on snap-catching an eevee. I have the gift toxel in the daycare, and im training up koffing to be a galarian weezing. I also have the in game trade impidimp because i snap-caught the maractus.

The gym im finna go up against is ghost. And i have nothing stab for it at the moment. Should be super fun!

#pokemon #nuzlocke #pokemon shield #shield nuzlocke #modified nuzlocke #jakes yells about pokemon #jakes yells about gameplay #thus spake jakes #jakes yells at everyone #run challenge

HA HA!

I spent so many hours on ZA and beat it like within a week after launch, and then did like five different failed nuzlockes. Woo!

(I also went on a month long vacation too)

But im back babes!

I already started a shield (modified) nuzlocke, but once im done i have something spicy coming up!

Something something Violet.. raid only.. hmm 🤔

Smell ya later! 🖤

#pokemon #nuzlocke #hardmode pokemon #thus spake jakes #hi hello im back on my bullshit #im super hype about the tera raid only pokes run #gotta finish my swamp team on za and then my nuz on shield #hell i might even do a proper nuz on brilliant diamond too for funsies #but tune in next time! for me being a whole ass psycho. should be fun!

gymleaderjakes

Ayo check it out:

Im gonnna run a water team on ZA

Or at least seeing how far i can get in the campaign. It was a challenge gifted to me, and its been a while since ive done one. I also will be nuzlocke-posting again because i am once again doing an Emerald run. If i can do thing without bricking my dsi, ill be out here yelling about that era games.

Idk we'll see whats going on, but i feel like base water on ZA is gonna be.. interesting

gymleaderjakes

Well this failed miserably!

I started another one, which i am actively working on! SWAMP BIOME only, with my partner.

Cant have any friends on team that could not be in a swamp. Trust me, i tried justifying Krookodile but no, womp womp.

ANYWAYS

Im gonna subject myself to two more horrible playthroughs once swamp run is done!

A brilliant diamond nuzlocke

And!

A Violet run where i can only catch wild tera pokemon, or pokemon from tera raids.. joy.

With the caveats that i forfeit my starter when i get to the pokestop, have to raise a level 1 dragon to be my ace. (Spoilers, it will probably be an axew egg... or an eevee? Idk lemme get them umbreons) and everything else has to be caught in either a heal ball or a premier ball.

Ah, this is going to be horrible.

Stay tuned for the meltdown babes! 😘

#pokemon #jakes yells about pokemon #pokemon brilliant diamond #pokemon scarlet #brilliant diamond nuzlocke #jakes yells about gameplay #jakes yells at everyone #run challenge #wet boi winter #oh god idk what my team is gonna be but i have free reign to haul off and do spicy things #oh brilliant diamond is going to be a bitch because i have to choose the fucking fire monkey #do you want punch monkey or /NOTHING/? well you could get houndo- or nothing?!#id honestly rather nuzlocke bw1 than bdsp honestly. but like.. at least with bdsp you.. pffff. Ha.. hahaha.. you have..#bdsp is trash and i hate it #tera challenge will be actually funny. uwu cant have on team unless caught in premier or heal. ok big asterisk. if its shiny it overrides.#catch the shiny nomatter what and if it makes sense team it. otherwise send it to main box

Ayo check it out:

Im gonnna run a water team on ZA

Idk we'll see whats going on, but i feel like base water on ZA is gonna be.. interesting

#pokemon #jakes yells about pokemon #pokemon za #legends za #jakes yells about gameplay #jakes yells at everyone #run challenge #wet boi winter #idk dont at me its funny #oh god idk what my team is gonna be but i have free reign to haul off and do spicy things #so we'll see what absolute nonsense i get into. and yes like my launch run im picking the best boi totodile

advosart

Mareep-herding Riolu

My my my.

I do just be out here yelling about nuzlockes and nonsense.

I'm looking to start a cliqué of trainers that specialize in their favorite types..

I am dragon. My partner is poison. My bestie is ground

Its a work in progress and maybe i'll figure out the "team" name..

The main theme is you have a type that you specialize in and go full send.

You have the entire pokedex to work with btw

#pokemon #join the movement #all you gotta do is be a fan of a type and rack a team of 6 #and then just run a game with your own type. nothing outside. i mean there are so many types left yall

Woo! We bodied Brock and haven't lost anyone!

Welcome to the team Nubbins the male Nidoran, and MR. fish the $500 Magikarp.

We're just In front of Mount Moon and I will full-tilt box a zubat if it's my encounter.

#pokemon #nuzlocke #fire red nuzlocke #jakes yells about pokemon #jakes yells about gameplay #thus spake jakes #jakes yells at everyone #nuzlocke challenge

Ya boi is back with his nonsense doing a fire red nuzlocke!

I forgot you get pokeballs after you get the dex.

I cheesed a bit and my second encounter with my rival was on the way to victory road and literally Mankey was said encounter

I then went into viridian forest and Pikachu was my first encounter, and basically wasted all BUT ONE of the six pokeballs I had.

Onwards to grind up and the then body Brock!

#pokemon #jakes yells about pokemon #fire red Nuzlocke #nuzlocke #jakes yells about gameplay #jakes yells at everyone #nuzlocke challenge #i feel like im gonna snap this SP in half. its literally the size of my hand

Hello trainers, it's ya boi Jakes.

I picked up a Gameboy advance SP and fire red, and I'm gonna be doing another ridiculous nuzlocke.

"hey Jakes, why aren't you doing anything for scarlet/violet?'

Because it's not funny, and seeing me freak out is objectively more funny than me having a boring pedestrian run.

Stay tuned pokéfans, it's gonna get silly 😘

#pokemon #nuzlocke #jakes yells about pokemon #jakes yells about gameplay #thus spake jakes #jakes yells at everyone #fire red nuzlocke #here we go again #im gonna get super stressed out #but if you all enjoy it i will suffer

Well, I caught my first shiny.

It was a Golduck. Booo

I literally sat there for a solid minute looking at it going "wait, THAT is the shiny? That's so lame!"

I'm still really mad about failing the shiny Cetoddle.

#pokemon #shiny pokemon #pokemon violet #pokemon scarlet and violet #jakes yells about pokemon #jakes yells about gameplay #jakes yells at everyone #fucking shiny golduck is lame!#they could have made it actually gold but no #lets make the yellow bits pink even though we could have color swapped it to psyducks since that idiot turned blue #ugh shiny color choices irk me #first world problems: bad shiny pokemon

demilypyro

#pokemon #pokemon violet #i love this nightmare goblin #weewoo hammer go bonk!#jakes yells about pokemon

ad-al-ai

We were all thinking it

Current team running into the ghost gym!

Levels in order; 51, 43, 49, 39, 43 & 48.

Fridge was caught at lvl 40, and I've been grinding swoopz for the last day to get it up to par.

I haven't had a water type on the team so far, and I swapped out pawmot because it was severely underperforming/I have a better fighting type with Breloom. I'm currently super weak to ground and I guess water? But there are contingencies in place to deal with my overall weaknesses (other team members!)

I'm testing the pseudo because ice dragon just sounds RAD but I really want to sub haxorus back in because I'm a shill for axe dragon violence lol.

#pokemon #pokemon violet #jakes yells at everyone #jakes yells about pokemon #jakes yells about gameplay #thus spake jakes #i dislike that i have two dark tera types but cest la vie for now #can we all agree that klawf is a brick house of a fucking rock type? jesus christ #also tinkaton is absolutely terrifying #bonk city has a shit nature currently but once i steamroll the ghost gym i can start buying the nature mints #i do want to test ghost doggo because its signature move is so busted that it is banned across the board in comp #which is absolutely hilarious #i think the max damage calc is some obscene shit like 5500??

tropicalscream

new anon ask meme just drop

#pokemon #ok i genuinely love this idea #im fairly good at it in person for the most part #im generally either a dragon or steel specialist (version exclusives maybe? :0)#and my wife is 100% dark type #a while back i made her a brutal dark team complete with shiny ace and she was immediately in love #im p sure her ace was umbreon? i honestly dont remember #i know that my dragon ace is 100% haxorus. my steel ace is tricky because i love steel almost as much as dragon #i think i did multiple steel lists where in my initial encounter had scizor as the ace. rematch had steelix #and then my champion team had shiny aggron? idk if i can find that fever-dream flurry of pokecharms trainer cards ill post them #also once ive calmed down ill post my violet pokecharms team. i tried to keep it mostly paldean pokemon but you know i cant resist haxorus #ding dong klawf time #i love this stupid crab so much yall #the one i have currently is a brick house

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