Seventeen Sillybles

It's back: the old fear

that classmates and employers

will hate what I post.

I don't know if I

deleted that one or not,

but it's not the point.

There's no doubt that I

wrote at least one bad haiku

that was mean to friends.

I clean out old posts

every now and then, elsewhere.

But should I scrub this?

Maybe I should post

the link to my story as

a haiku later.

He's not even hot,

and I don't even like guys,

but wow, I love him.

He was in a short

story for my writing class.

He's a huge loser.

I've never felt so

fond of a character I

designed for homework.

#haiku #blatherings #what

Meme references?

In my haiku? It is more

likely than you think.

Cats in general

improve my mood by a lot.

Please send me cat pics.

If my friends had cats,

I could do the same thing but

not have to feed them.

If I had a cat,

I could point it out to friends

every single day.

If only there were

as many cats to point out.

They're good at hiding.

It's only fair, since

dogs want to point out every

human they see, too.

#haiku #what #eh

I've made a hobby

of pointing out every dog

I see when with friends.