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Basically everybody’s thoughts on Finding Dory

[thegirlfromlastnight]

Imagine if boys penises came out of their belly button

[thegirlfromlastnight]

it would be umbilicalievable

[thegirlfromlastnight]

this post right here is my peak in life that’s it its over

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what scares me about tumblr Is that there are actual adults using it because of art and news like holy fuck it isnt just fandoms and hipsters

[forharmony]

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the first one is just so ridiculously adorable

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crying

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 DEAD 

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do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

[thememorythatcarrieson-deactiva]

WE DO HAHAHAHA

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[realtargaryen]

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

[quiet-meme-thief]

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

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sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

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all this time ive wasted

[freshest-tittymilk]

Life hack!

[kissmy-acid-blog]

ha now i dont need to keep my husband anymore

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im reblogging for the third comment

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friend ?????!?

fr iend!! !!!

im coming friend

im here i love u

[sabotagehip]

WHAT IS THIS PERFECT CREATURE

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suddenly overhearing people talking about a thing you like

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[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this

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don’t think there will ever be another news story with a title like that

[crappybird]

[skinny-depression]

favorite

[lotad]

if youre attractive please dont like the things i like because i will like you

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oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”

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if im a dad, i will be this girls dad.

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where can i illegally download a nice body

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[lgnominiously]

☪

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when people say nice things about you

[ibrokethestars]

if you add ‘^ this!’ to a post there is a 95% chance I want to punch you in the genitals.

[fabled-foreigntongues-deactivat]

^^^^^^

[ibrokethestars]