HEADCANONS (PAYDAY)
Okay so at some point I might write/comic some kind of magical word-filled narrative and you guys aren’t gonna know what the hell is going on so here are some of my headcanons
Wolf lives in the safehouse. He’d probably not care enough about living somewhere decent (As heisting is his life now) and Bain was likely looking for someone to look after the safehouse anyway. So Wolf sleeps in the alcove with all the sleeping bags, usually alone unless there was a job that day and the group that carried it out need to stay in the safehouse overnight.
So those three boxes of mysterios stuff tagged Wolf in the safehouse? That’s probably everything he owns. And he’s probably incredibly territorial about it.
As a fugitive, Hoxton post HoxOut has nowhere to go, so he moves into the safehouse with Wolf. They have constant squabbles about which groceries to order.
Wolf is an avid cook. Avid, of course, does not necessarily mean good. He’s set the oven/toaster/microwave/extractor fan/blender/electric whisk on fire multiple times. The others are sure this is on purpose.
Wolf HATES Houston almost as much as Hoxton does. He feels he’s a shit replacement and Dallas was tripping balls when he invited him to join.
Wolf is constantly striving to upgrade his gear, specifically his mask HUD. When he can’t sleep or has nightmares, he gets up and tries to fix bugs in his code, which of course ends up breaking 150-odd other things because Wolf is a professional software developer.
The sentry guns’ IFF is based on recognising the crew’s masks. Many of them have been shot multiple times because they walked in maskless on Wolf while he was testing them.
Sokol endeavours to ice up the courtyard behind the safehouse every winter and organises 5-a-side games of hockey.
Do you have any headcanons? Feel free to reblog and add yours to the list!
My headcannons are:
Wick and Jacket as the “I hate Russia” club on the safehouse. That’s why they don’t hang out with Sokol that much.
Wolf has some serious mental breakdowns when he thinks of his family and needs to be controlled before he does something stupid.
Clover and Bonnie aren’t that friendly with each other, but they tolerate each other.
Chains stays most days awake “watching over” the safehouse in another flat across the laundry/safehouse.
Houston is the only one who can cook something decent in the entire team.
Just to add a few things :
- Chains understands the hate against Houston, but stands up for him whenever things get unfair - Hoxton doesn’t take jokes about his time in prison well. Send him to jail at Monopoly and he will loose his shit
