[patdyuri]

rest in peace france 😭😭😭

[natoraptor]

“Tour Guides”

-2026

[mellifexfarm]

she’s clipping 🚨 🚨 🚨 she’s clipping through the polygons🚨 🚨 🚨

[comicalwenger]

erling haaland is my enemy, but erling braut haaland? that is my friend

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[mysharona1987]

[a-book-of-creatures]

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[bayernsnutella]

This looks like a sitcom

[qzinser]

[oedipalrivalry]

i feel about mbappe the way gay guys on twitter feel about vaguely sociopathic reality TV female celebs like okay that's mother

[antrea]

players from BOTH TEAMS helping the ref with a cramp 😭

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[everydaymalakia]

[holdtohealyourpartner]

Leon visits Chris's apartment

[kralierror404]

Leon acting like his place would be any better /affectionate

[batmanego]

im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

[batmanego]

so essentially there’s this cool horse drawn into the hills in england made out of chalk and it’s like 3,000 years old.

people carved trenches 3,000 years ago and filled them with chalk in the shape of a horse but what’s interesting is that if you fail to maintain the horse by adding new chalk regularly, it will disappear. for 3,000 years, we’ve been filling in chalk in this horse so it doesn’t disappear.

we’ll never know what the purpose of the horse was originally. we’ll never know if it had ritual or spiritual significance or if it was just art. but we do know that people maintained it then, and, even though the meaning of the horse has long been lost to time, we continue to maintain it now.

the people who made this horse are long dead, but they live through us still, don’t you think?

[batmanego]

couldn’t agree more we’re best friends now

[malwarechips]

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

[rosexknight]

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

[hicscribere]

threshold kids are back