pot of greed allows me to draw two cards from my deck

26 | he/him | bsky @haagentus

[haagentus]

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[haagentus]

i love it when when im drinking a diet/zero sugar soda that has 0 caffeine in it. me and my cold cup of not water nothing #mynotwaternothingcup

[princess-of-morkva]

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

[42wv]

hello help dr romani we are freaking under attack

[caffstrink]

Arjuna's dad is really kind of rad

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[pukicho]

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

[genderbender05]

what happens if im all 3?

[pukicho]

All three??

[pukicho]

Really?

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[haagentus]

celebrating pride month by sending the person ive been platonically matching discord icons with like aprx. 6 years now the suicide hotline website. #pride #platonicsituationship

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 29

Gabriel Edega (Rhythm Doctor)

Goofy (A Goofy Movie)

Remaining time: 3 days 8 hours

[festivefragrance]

For pride month I queerbait with @haagentus which is indifferent from our behavior every other month

[festivefragrance]

Mav didn't like my joke

[haagentus]

[festivefragrance]

Stole my joke. Mods, execute this harlot

[haagentus]

everyone cancel him

[festivefragrance]

Mav didn't like my joke

[haagentus]

[fartingdoggi]

[angelic-ivy]

me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?

stenographer: well her bio says she/her...

me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]

the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.

me: [dies of radiation poisoning]

stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]

[angelic-ivy]

favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.

[psicheanima]

I really really really really like amphoreus