hamuh

everything is sarcasm, unless it’s not he/is sick asf

[haamm]

oh excuse me i just need to goon real quick

[haamm]

went to bed at 7:30, that might make you think that i have the same sleep habits as an old person until i say a.m.

[haamm]

make sure you always thank your bus drivers

[haamm]

accounting is the absolute fucking worst class i’ve ever taken, my opinions on accountants has become a mix of disgust and fear

[haamm]

i severely overestimated how important the Bermuda Triangle was going to be in my adult life

[haamm]

my girlfriend? No that’s my emotional support whore

[haamm]

drunk and all my roommates are gone.

this is where i desperately need a girl

[haamm]

fuck i love marlboro 100s

[haamm]

these midterms are giving me a wake up call. i think i should drink it off

[haamm]

i am so fucking bad at flirting. my go to line the other day was asking this girl what her favorite candy was and then making fun of her for it. i am hopeless

[haamm]

i do be gettin jealous of my imaginary self living life the way i want to be. I could be him but i’m scared

[haamm]

another wednesday morning where my alcoholism might get the best of me

[haamm]

fuck i love redheads

[haamm]

Time: 1:19pm

Status: scrolling tumblr

Feeling: too sober

[horrorgay]

ok so. who has been on here (tumblr) for an entire decade of their life?

10 years +

7-9 years

4-6 years

1-3 years

less than a year

less than a month

Voting ended onAug 27, 2023

[horrorgay]

So this is a visual representation of “are the new users you’re changing the entire app and website layout/features for in the room with us right now”.

[haamm]

my ass just sat down in the chair of social media we call tumblr

[haamm]

i be dissolving my zoloft in the beer on my side table in the morning.

call that a happy dad

[haamm]

i’m tryna meet the love of my life by accidentally running into her while i’m carrying an important stack of papers