Carpe Diem

"I have this theory, depending on your attitude, your life doesn't have to become this ridiculous charade that it seems so many people end up living."-Christian Bale

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

guess what number im thinking of

[kolkatas]

420

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously

[jstorofficial]

69

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

yeah it was 69

[mylordshesacactus]

everyone staring at the election maps right now:

[staysofti]

me earlier: they wont let trump win lol america is not this dumb

me rn: 

[ohrayannadarling-deactivated201]

*has guests*

Mom: well time to do The Most™

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

The accuracy in this

[dr3am-brother]

this page is so pure n lovely

[onlytwitterpics]

[topherchris]

[rbmichael-deactivated20160826]

beyonce fan

[lion-deactivated20150711]

when your friends are talking about a party you aren’t invited to

[stuffmomnevertoldyou]

[blackflowermagician]

This is the rare nicki minaj boss ass money bitch reblog if you want to make promising moves and be a boss ass bitch

[crimeshetyped]

Can’t afford to scroll passed this

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

my brain is fired 

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

i mean fried

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

yknow what my brain is fired too. collect your things, i’ve had it with ur shit

[literallysame]

oh my god

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[onlytwitterpics]

[willow]

*texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝

[pianister-deactivated20131210]

*does one push-up* *fergie voice* my body stay vicious i be up in the gym just working on my fitness he’s my witness

[iamsavonb-deactivated20170909]