[killer-buzz-queen]

Today is the only day you can reblog this

[driad-deactivated20160522]

You have been visited by the money cat He only appears once every July 22nd

This guardian of the money ether may give you some of his hard earned riches. You reblog, He decides.

[2colde]

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

[lelouch]

[loveridden1999]

person (non-practicing)

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[skidfarts]

Back when i was like. 9 i watched a cuck porn video And i didnt quite understand the concept of what it was But i remember being so sad about how the woman was talking to her husband while she was fucking this other guy. and then she broke the couch and she said "uh oh sweetie we broke your couch.." all condescendingly And then he said "i LOVED that couch.😕" and it made me so upset i cried

[slimegargoyle]

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

[courtesyname]

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

[hiveswap]

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

[gyrovagi]

the problem with employment is it gives you money to purchase video games but it takes away your time to play video games. Mao spoke of this

[capacity2]

What I’ve discovered is that even if someone gives u permission to be obsessed and pathetic and annoying u cannotttttttt do that do u hear me!! You have to be more interested in research and poetry and perhaps even martial arts

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me