What do geeks do all day?

Nothing productive, apparently.

[parkstone-international]

Artist Hank Schmidt travels to scenic locations only to paint the pattern on his own shirt.

[sixslugs]

chaotic neutral

[djmixedtape]

This is still one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[krabby-kronicle]

[retrogamingblog]

Shy Guy Scream made by KatieClarkArt

[sizvideos]

[perissologist]

THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH BETTER THAN EXPECTED

[lord-palmerston]

you missed the best bit

[humoristics]

[kafukafuura1917-deactivated2016]

[shencomix]

Oh ok I understand now.

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[brightlightsloudnoises]

everyone’s in love with you

everyone’s in love with you so I pretend I’m not

I know that if I climb into the competition for your arms that I will slip through

that I will become another face in a fawning crowd

another promise in a feast of promises

so I have stretched and strangled my heart into shapes that cannot hold you

so that one day I may hold you myself

[brightlightsloudnoises]

love poems only when you need them

i want to write something for you about the glory of love,

something about slow dances and birth control, about the sweat that never washes out of sheets

about the mornings and the late night marathon drives to cities that look close on the map but are hours away from the two mattresses stacked in the corner of the room

i want to get it all into a single sentence for you, an arrow lit and fired on an irresponsible night

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Jesus: every server’s nightmare. (via eraser411)

[benedictsmith]

The cute barista at the local coffee shop.

Poem Request #3 (To a Barista with a Perfect Keister):

I want you but I’m not that lucky,Venti double mocha fuck me

[filth-glam-horror]

[pinkchicgeek]

[awakenedphilosopher-blog]

Kiss me

Then fuck me Let’s come undone Melt into the universe and Somehow become one A billion identities under a gun Called love and no matter just how much fun Love overcomes all…

Let’s come undone

[runlivedream]

[kyleehenke]

[gaydicks420-deactivated20150829]

every time i see this post i kinda wanna cry? look at how little that dog is. its so small. it was so defenseless and that dude fucking punched a bear to save it. does that dog know? does it know how loved it is? i want someone to love me that much. i want to be that small.

[aewm]

i agree with gay dicks 420