[halosnothere]

well that can't be good

[catasters]

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[scienceyoucanlove-deactivated20]

As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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[thejunglenook]

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

[armadyleans]

wonder if anything ever happened with her

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[fandom-man]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[theonion]

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

[theterribletenno]

I'm not going to fuck my computer

[meangirlnurse]

i must say that i do really like it when reddit users look through other redditors' post history so they can do violence to them

[meangirlnurse]

[decamarks]

I dont really want to do that

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Most Celebrities: embarassed by their old tweets, pretend they don’t exist.

Ice T:

[kaylmao]

just molted for the first time ama

[evil-sludge]

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

[kaylmao]

ok no more questions

[importantcatpics]

[keepyourmouthshutandyourmindopen]

Need one more to unlock the door

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[sweetoothgirl]

Why is this back omfg

[laurbyboom]

I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said

[mildredistired]

Genuinely can't think of a more humiliating thing than your shitty chud father publicly telling the world about your various faux pas' like its a funny story about his toddler and not his 20 year old son to an audience of 1.1 million people.

[mildredistired]

my wonderful baby boy Hans Hyperborea just unronically ordered a cheeseburger #epic