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I amn just a man who hates "frownnes"? (blog run by rifuye-draws) 

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translation: [ Who is... traitor joe? What did he do? What’s popping, you may ask? Why, it’s my joints! Do you know how many bones the human body has? It has 206. We start with 369 as babies but then fuse. Wouldn’t you want to go back? Have as many bones as a baby? What if I could help you? The beach boys were right! It would be nice. Sigh. Another wooden ball... Would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy, like a mood ring or novelty eraser? Why must my feelings be “rational”? Is it not enough to sit quietly in my Hawaiian shirt, deranged? Could we get a vibe check at the front register, please. Bro, I just posted cringe, hold me. Bro, you just posted cringe. You are going to gain my love? Kepchup. Ranibow Sprimkle. Spinch. Chincken Nuggest. My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions. I have the ability to speak to shrimps (shrimpathy). Unfortunately, this does not allow them to respond or understand what I am saying... Seagulls exist. Allegedly. Hey, you opened this can of eels. Now lay in it! ]

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Ohhh emmm geeee. I totalllylyyylyly hate this guyyyy. He limmits me to onlly fourteeey drinkkss a dayyyy... ;-(

Ohhh, I didn'ttt know you likeddd me like thattt. ;-)

Hhhhhuh? Is this for my mmusical Debut?

Awww you're a sweet flowerr. But my new ssong isn't readyyyy yeett. It's dedicated to 'Tiff'. Don't tell ;-)

Youuu knkkkow.... they use'd to callll mmeee the 'wolf.' Wanna know whyyyy? ;-)

I... ddon't know why..............

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Habit: Kamal! u kno us... we’re’r as thick as “thieves”!

Kamal: Uh, what? Oh... okay

Habit: as juicy as bur-glars

Kamal: Mn..n.. stop?? Just Don’t

Habit: Juste a “couple” of dummy thick stealie boyes! :-)

Kamal: O-oh my god. Wallus! WALLUS! He’s doing it again!

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How-dee!! my name iz Boris Dark’ness Dementia Habit Way and eye have long red curly hair (that’s how I got my name) and icy orange eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell “me” i look liek Dr Loboto (AN: if u don’tnt  know who he is get da Heck outta here!) im a vampire but my “teeth” r man-y and blue. i have pale green skin. im’ also a wizard, and i go to a magic school called “The Hab-e-tat” in U Ess Ey where aye am in the seventh year (I’m Thirty Seven). im a goth (in case you could’nt tell...) and i wear mostly blue :-). i Love Hot Topic and i bye ALL my clothes from therer. 4 “example” 2-day I was wearing a blue coat with matching blue hat, a pink fur collar, blue button up shirt and brown shoes. eye was wearing black lipstick, green foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. i wuz walking outside The Habitatat. "it” was snowing and rain-ing so there was no sun, which i was very happy about :-D. a lot of Habiticians stared at me. eye put up my middle finger at them >:-(

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i wuz “talking” 2 kamal the o-ther daye, and, he said i was going bab-ee mode??? i didn’t’t know what that meante, so, eye just took his teeth in-stead :-)

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eye “saw” a man so beautifyl i started cryign? i immediate-ly felt compelled 2 give them the 9 dollars i hadde in my purse and say “youe are the best looking person i have evfer seen so i think you deserve it and i wuz going 2 buy my lunch with this but what-ever” but eye decided against say-ing thatte, and then i started criyng? i ser-iously cried fore an hour. i ran 2 the bathroom and came outte later and i wuz even more tired than b4. i was overtired adn by the way i am a man. eye don’t know y i cried b cause of that, but he was better look-ing than all the models i’d seen!

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mister habit sir are you aware that your smile is beautiful

O-H! y thank u fellow hambitician. no i’m not crieing from “thankfulness”?? what r yuo talking about??? ha ha. im have allergy? yeah

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amn try-ing to post to “tumb-ler” dot com. but my hands. r too sharp

translation: [ I’m shaking, did you hear about this? Seedless watermelon? You know what they say, fool me once, strike one. Foul me twice, strike three. I diagnose you with teeth disease. You have too many teeth. Give me some? You believe in stars? Haha. You fool. Those are the holes poked in the container! I looked at my horoscope today. It said that I was a himbo? Huh. Welcome to my shop. We have many goods here, like this! Cough syrup. It stops coughing at the source. The brain! Ah, Par- bl- Parble- Par- Parsley. We’re not so different, you and I. You have your law practice, and me? I have all these teeth! ]

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:-)!

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How-dee!! The doctor is “in”