Nice

I am very tired•Maison• https://linktr.ee/MaisonMendoza

[catbugqueen]

Ten years of having this menace in my life 🎉

[oscarjamesleigh]

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

[write-on-world]

[shiftythrifting]

not sure if this is how i'm supposed to do a submission but i'd like you to say hi to poop head

hello poop head

[barisaxnumbertwo]

EVERYBODY HOLD UP

My parents saw poop head too!!!!!

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[byjove]

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[thememedaddy]

[icecreamwithjackdaniels]

Henriëtte Ronner-Knip (Dutch, 1821–1909), "A Black Cat", 1897

[riibrego]

gloriosa 🌟

uncropped wallpaper sizes // prints, posters, etc

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Social anxiety has me thinking dumb stuff like “if I go in this store when they’re closing in an hour the employees will hate me and want to kill me” which is especially dumb to think bc I worked retail before, it’s only like the last 20 minute that they want to kill you

[theconcealedweapon]

[munkseel]

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

🦐

[frankensteins-gay-son-deactivat]

[fiendfifofum]

[zegalba]

Ink Artwork by Endre Penovác

[galaxywarp]

Social Security includes the number for a suicide hotline on the envelope they use to tell me they have decided to deny my disability

There’s a depressing ass poem hiding in here, but im too tired to put it together.

[marcchurch]

[neil-gaiman]

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

[caats]