habitualspatula

become the stained glass window you always wanted to be

[habitualspatula]

The Masterpost

Welcome! I’m habitualspatula, and this is my self-ship blog! I don’t know if I really do this whole thing the way most people do, but that doesn’t matter. I’ll be writing stories to go along with some of my self—ships, because that’s what I like to do. They’ll probably seem more like OC x character stories, but yeah.

Feel free to stop by and do what you want as long as you’re not mean!(This blog is still under construction, but don’t let that stop you from stopping by!)

Also here’s the links to pretty much everything I’ve got:

DNI

Rules

F/o’s

S/i’s

about me

Stories

tag list

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kissing your android/robot f/o and their internal cooling system starts to whirr

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f/o's who have the most casually intimate touch moments>>>

fixing hair that's fallen into your face, carefully rubbing in sunscreen that didn't get fully rubbed in, fixing a lipstick smudge, etc etc just touching your face just wanting to help you

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no no no no no no no

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If you and your f/o start a family or have kids in some way, what kind of family traditions will you create?

They can be cultural, special to your own family, or even simple things that you make up to show each other that you care.

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Imagine your f/o just cannot cook. That’s it. They try to make you food for a special occasion but it’s just a.) under-seasoned, b.) over-seasoned, or c.) burnt

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what was it like when you met your f/o(s), whether romantic or platonic, for the first time? were they immediately appealing or interesting to you? was the meeting something magical and cliché or something a bit more awkward and sudden? were your first impressions of each other good or bad? was it love at first sight or something more akin to a “premonition of love?”

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okay but

imagine you and your f/o babysitting together?

like how would that go? how different would each be (platonic / romantic)? do they even like kids? how did you get them to agree? HONESTLY THE THOUGHT IS JUST😭

[ectoplasmer]

Just take a moment to imagine your f/o laying their head on your lap. Maybe it’s been a long and/or rough day for them, but once they spot you sitting down somewhere, they instantaneously sit themself beside your legs and rest their head on your thighs. Imagine running one of your hands through their hair in response and them appreciatively settling more into place, losing some tension in their shoulders. Perhaps they ask you about your day or tell you about their own, maybe they bring up a topic to try and fill the silence, or perhaps you both just sit there and enjoy each other’s company. Regardless, your f/o loves moments like this between the two of you; moments where they know you’re there for them, and they’re there for you, moments where you’re both ready to support each other each step of the way.

[justausualunicorn]

Imagine your OTP #46

Person A: You lost a lot of blood. Don’t talk. Save your energy.

Person B: This lighting does wonders on you. I didn’t think you could’ve looked better.

Person A: Please stop flirting. It’s the ambulance light.

Imagine your otp masterlist

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Imagine proposing to your f/o! Would you take them to their favourite place or would you do it at their/your home? Would you get down on one knee? Perhaps buy them a ring?

Regardless of the way you choose to propose, just imagine the look on your f/o's face as they say "yes". ♡

Pr*-shippers don't interact

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S/i*just sitting there* F/o: *pokes S/i’s cheek* F/o: You have a good face shape. Like your cheekbones. Like I just noticed right now, touching your face.

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Having many thoughts about my f/o’s doing my stage makeup

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Imagine you’re away from home and your f/o’s send you cute pictures they took of each other

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Smooth Criminal

yes, it’s named after the Michael Jackson song (censored name is Slick Outlaw)

can turn objects invisible by manipulating the light, including the user and whatever the user touches

if the user isn’t touching something, the effect wears off after five seconds

kind of looks like this blue-ish chameleon thing

arm/leg things that are these tendril like things

there’s a rough drawing under the cut

(I drew this in like a minute)

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Styx

Wavy Mid-neck length green hair w/ two long strands in the front

Freckles

Brown eyes

193 cm/6’ 4”

any pronouns

Earth powers

Light grey horns that curve back

Silver glasses and golden hoop earrings

100,001 years old at the time of the pillarmen’s ‘hibernation’, 102,001 after

Scholar

Unaware of the fate of her fellow pillarmen

Pretty much the mother to both Wammu and Santana & taught Wammu his honor code (‘cause who do you think did that, Kars???? Exactly)

Agreed to go with Kars to search for the super Aja because they believed in his dream and wanted to see him happy (and the sun too, for the furtherance of the pillarman race, but that’s not important)

Devastated when Santana decided to strike out on his own after an argument

Romantic f/o(‘s) : Kars

Platonic f/o(‘s) : Esidisi I guess, he’s just kind of there and they are buddies

Familial f/o(‘s) : as previously stated, Wammu & Santana are her adopted sons

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Matchbox ‘Ma’ Hale

17 (might change that to 18 later)

170 cm/5’ 7”

she/he interchangeable

Brooklyn born and raised, baby!

No father and refuses to let his mom to go anywhere that would be dangerous for her

Mother’s a seamstress, but not for a company that does anyone much good

Got into a fight with Spot when she first joined (aged 14) ‘cause “I wasn’t aware there was rules I gotta follow. I just wanna know, who’s the nitwit that makes ‘em”

Put up a good fight and it was almost close, but ended up losing

But they’re cool now

Accidentally became team mom

Knows how to sew and ends up being the one who everyone turns to when they’ve torn holes in their clothes again (sometimes uses scraps to make little stuffed animals for the little kids)

Doesn’t start fights but will finish them (and oh boy, if you hurt one of the kids, well buddy, you better run)

The one who goes to the other boroughs to carry a message if necessary because “she’s the only one what’s got a mind for negotiations”

Romantic f/o(‘s): Spot Conlon

Platonic f/o(‘s): the Brooklyn newsies

Familial f/o(‘s): none