Dying To Meet You

Sweet. You got it.

What, these? Nah, they’re cheap knock offs. But they look fucking groovy as hell, don’t they?

#hades #pics #lord of the queue

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The silhouette of ‘SPECTRE’s villain looks familiar in the teaser trailer

stayalldayinthexsun

Might be! Okay, okay, you’ve convinced me. Dang, you noticed? What gave it away? I thought I was doing pretty well… though I guess it’s easier when the guys are already tipsy…

I’ll have a shot. Jack.

I noticed because I used to do the same thing. Except it was old rich women buying me drinks.

You got it—Bartender!—two shots of Jack please! I’ll take one with you. One only lives once. Or whatever.

#c: ariel

stayalldayinthexsun

Tried that once. One of the sisters blabbed. Now we have ultra parental block on computer like we’re children…

Aw, you don’t have to do that! Oh, I was just walkin’ around, decided to stop by. Daddy doesn’t like us out here in town much, so I try to take all of it in whenever I can.

Yikes. You sure your dad isn’t allied with the Axis?

C’mon. Dad’ll be mad. What’ll ya have? You’re probably not old enough ,so I’d have to buy it for you anyway.

#c: ariel

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I don’t think I’ve ever seen the sky so dark before

wait….

does that look like a Rhino to anyone else?

#c: jane #oop #ignore the blOod????

Looks more like a penis to me.

stayalldayinthexsun

No way? How neat is that?

Not too surprising. Anyone can find love, I think. At any age. God knows my dad should so he could get off my back a little…

#c: ariel #bad influENCE #UH OHHHHHHHHHH

Overprotective father, eh? That must be awful. Sign him up for a dating site. Ha!

But what brings you to Gaston’s? Let me buy you a drink since you’re taking time to sit with an old man.

Aboard the Jolly Roger. No worrying about noise complaints if we’re out at sea. With an endless supply of goods at the ready, and for you, we’ll throw in the love sluts of your life. Charity included. And by morning, if we’ve not gotten it out of our systems, we carry on till it’s gone.

#c: james #B)#cool dood #pretend he legit put shades on

You had me at endless supply.

Let’s fucking rock the socks off of some bitches. Want me to get a keg? I’m pretty sure I could do a mean keg stand still. I was the champion in our college days.

You’re looking for a cocktail remedy. Tell you what, I’ll bring that round to the party, make sure it goes down nicely. Better yet, I’ll join you.

Mm? Which party? We’re having a party?

A whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, poppers, screamers, laughers. You name it, I’ve got it.

Bali Shag, mate. Inexpensive and reliable.

Hard to teach an old dog new tricks.

But yeah, give me some shit that makes me feel real good and then tired so that I’m forced to sleep.

I bet you I could find something in my shipments to do the trick. Be you so interested.

Newports; haven’t you religiously supported that company long enough? Nothing like inhaling that menthol garbage, but no, I don’t mind. Though I do prefer a blend myself.

You elitist. Newports are shitty but reliable.

And yeah, I could do with some stuff from your stash. What’dya have?

Did they ever care? So long as they get paid for the time, they hardly ever say no. And even then..

If I could feel anything right now, I’m certain I’d find a way to get back here. Hell knows we’re better off numb.

Another round, mate.

You got any more smokes? I’m all out.

I agree. There’s gotta be a way to turn that feely switch off. I’m tired of it.

Whiskey? I’ll get this round.

And yeah. Here. Hope you don’t mind Newports.

Fuck her out of your system. I’ve tried that.

One too many times.

How’s it working on your end?

It isn’t.

Maybe I should stick to drinking and smoking. ‘S all I’m good at now a days. The whores don’t care about good or bad sex anymore.

dreamyfarofflooks

………….. Look, I’m just gonna go.

Good. Leave me alone.

I’m better off alone.

#c: belle

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Who are you to say what I can and can’t handle, Hades? I am not just some girl, cut from the same cloth as whatever girls you have experience with. I actually have a brain and can make my own decisions, and lumping me in with the general consensus is extremely disappointing.

Don’t talk about her that way!

#c: belle #oop

dreamyfarofflooks

I’m… trying.

But you won’t be able to, sweetie. Trust me, I’ve seen how this goes. You’ll fall for someone handsomer, richer. The hero type. It’s a thing that happens often in this town. Old and new residents.

#c: belle

Even so, the ones I’ve gotten all look like her in some way, shape or form. Brown hair, brown eyes, height, physique. Only thing that’s missing is her.

And alas, the savior; whiskey in the jar.