can i ask a dumb question?

indie rose nylund from the golden girls. cared for by biscuits. sideblog.

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I'm moving rose to her own blog. like for the url!

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❛ all right, all right. i can pick up a cue. ❜ ✿ credit!

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TROUBLE WILL FIND ME SENTENCE MEME.

all taken from the national’s 2013 album. anything in parentheses can be added to the original sentence.

don’t make me read your mind.

you should know better than that.

i should leave it alone but you’re not right.

can you turn the tv down?

i’m going through an awkward phase.

can i stay here? ( i can sleep on the floor. )

it’s a sign that someone loves me.

i have only two emotions – careful fear and dead devotion.

i’m not alone. ( i’ll never be. )

you keep a lot of secrets.

you’re fireproof.  it’s just the way you are.

nothing breaks your heart.

if i stay here, trouble will find me.

hey ___, sorry i hurt you, but they say love is a virtue don’t they?

i could walk out, but i won’t.

if you lose me, i’m gonna die.

let’s go wait out in the fields with the ones we love.

in my mind, i am in your arms.

you don’t think before you jump.

this is the last time.

just let me hear your voice. ( just let me listen. )

now i know what dying means.

i am not my rosy self.

if you’re dead in the mind, it’ll brighten the place.

there’s a science to walking through windows.

i’m having trouble inside my skin.

i’ll be a friend and a fuck-up.

i don’t need any help to be breakable, believe me.

i won’t need any help to be lonely when you leave me.

remember when you lost your shit and drove the car into the garden?

i need my girl.

i keep feeling smaller and smaller.

the surprise of the week is that i never heard the sound.

she wore blue velvet.

i didn’t ask for this pain. ( it just came over me. )

i love a storm, but i don’t love lightning.

i was coming back from what seemed like a ruin.

i’m so surprised you want to dance with me now.

you said it would be painless. ( it wasn’t that at all. )

there’s a lot i’ve not forgotten.

i don’t know why we had to lose the ones who took so little space.

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she snorts. “...i don’t get it.”

[cleverwordsandotherstuffilike]

But I always liked side-paths, little dark back-alleys behind the main road—there one finds adventures and surprises, and precious metal in the dirt.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (via cleverwordsandotherstuffilike)

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i drive a gremlin for god’s sake! personals, don’t reblog.  

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@xenoevil ☎️  

her fingers are squeezed around her purse, knuckles bone-pale. she turns, first right, and then left, movements uncertain. “believe it or not, i have a st. olaf story about this.” 

[vaememes]

SCOOBY  -  DOO  SENTENCE  STARTERS  !

❝ It looks like a mystery to me. ❞

❝ I can already taste those chocolate-covered hotdogs. ❞

❝ I’ll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram. ❞

❝ Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal? ❞

❝ I’m so scared I wish I had a ham sandwich. ❞

❝ It sure would help if we could find another clue. . ❞

❝ Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there. ❞

❝ Besides us there is no one else on this island. ❞

❝ We know we didn’t imagine all those kooky things that happened. ❞

❝ Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you. ❞

❝ You shouldn’t believe everything you read. ❞

❝ Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not? ❞

❝ Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job. ❞

❝ Come on, ______. Where’s your sense of humour? ❞

❝ I’m beginning to think that following ghosts is safer than following you two! ❞

❝ Another mystery bites the dust. ❞

❝ I have to figure out why my trap didn’t work. ❞

❝ Oh, good gracious! What is that? ❞

❝ Why do you need more money? ❞

❝ What about this locket we found where you were digging? ❞

❝ Well, guess we owe you kids thanks. ❞

❝ Like, uh-uh– Like, who–who is this? ❞

❝ The real mystery has just begun.. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you’ve uncovered. ❞

❝ You should never have brought that locket out of the cave. ❞

❝ Gang, we have a mystery on our hands! ❞

❝ Think you could come and get us? ❞

❝ I guess we’re here for the whole night. ❞

❝ I left a few pages blank, you know, for future traps. ❞

❝ Rule number two: stay in your rooms, no matter what you hear. ❞

❝ I’m starting to smell a little… funky. ❞

❝ Like, I’ve got a bad feeling we’re gonna find out. ❞

❝ Are you trying to set me up with - him/her/them? ❞

❝ Anyone with hair that perfect has to be guilty of something. ❞

❝ Does this mean you finally accept what I want to do with my life? ❞

❝ Wow, who are you trying to impress? ❞

❝ Like, what can I say? Junk food and me have a very special relationship. ❞

❝ I have no idea what you’re talking about.  ❞

❝ You promised me you were going to start caring more about your appearance. ❞

❝ What in the name of whole wheat toast is going on? ❞

❝ I didn’t know this year’s prom theme was terror and pandemonium. ❞

❝ I need to tell you something and I need you to listen. ❞

❝ Isn’t it obvious? My looks are starting to fade. ❞

❝ But what are you doing here? Why have you been sneaking out? ❞

❝ Like, you don’t hear many monsters from other dimensions scream for help. ❞

❝ Why can’t anything in this town ever turn out to be real? ❞

❝ Hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! ❞

❝ Hey, little muffin, how ‘bout you and me go for a moonlight ride? ❞

❝ All I know is, since my dad owns the place, we get free refills. ❞

❝ Did you break into the armory and steal a rocket launcher? ❞

❝ Don’t be so hard on yourself. You tried to do a very brave thing. ❞

❝ I’m going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you. ❞

❝ I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling– ❞

❝ Zoinks! ❞

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@needanswers ☎️  

rose twiddles her thumbs, head swimming with a dull ache. the scrape on her forehead burns. “i got in a fight.” a lie. the truth: i hurt myself reenacting the gangplank scene from peter pan. but you can’t just admit that to someone like gregory house. “there was a sale... on lipstick.”

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the person I reblogged this from is a cute peach

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i keep forgetting to mention that this is a sideblog. and ! i hope i didn’t confuse or give anyone anxiety. hi, i’m biscuits and, like, all of my muses are side blogs

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i drive a gremlin for god’s sake! personals, don’t reblog.  

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@yuppied ☎️  

rose grabs her discount bag of fritos for no particular reason other than this: her brain’s doing loops and she finds comfort in food and anxiety’s a cold, hard bitch. i like tony. he hasn’t called me stupid. sometimes, i sit and worry that he’ll get sick of our friendship. or hate me for being happy. i’d be pretty darn sad if he decided to stop being friends.

she’s on her fourth frito when two key words draw her back in. government conspiracies. sounds awful scary. probably because she was party to one. when she speaks, her voice dissolves into a whisper, low and guarded. “believe it or not, i was involved in a government conspiracy once.” followed by a nod of affirmation.

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❛ you can still back out before anyone gets hurt. ❜

@gotjest ☎️a softer world     

“sophia, i have to do this,” she answers, hands digging into her pockets. rose nylund’ll be damned if she lets some big-mouthed smooth talker insult her. nostrils flaring, she takes a step forward and glares at the man. “you – you! you big meanie!” there it is. her grand moment. give this woman a standing ovation.

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❛ some call me sophia. others know me as the terminator. ❜

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“wait. you’re pullin’ my leg, aren’t you?”