BITCHCOIN

Big Birkin bag, hold five, six figures

[haemophilusinfluenzae]

answer some lovely little questions and find out which vibes are yours! (each answer is a real playlist that you can find on spotify please give them a listen ahaha)

[sloaners]

GBBO? No it’s Jujutsu Kaisen Food Truck AU hours

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“Yuuuuuji!” Gojo calls out, waving at the now-parked truck. “Look who we found!”

“Oh, hey, Sensei!” Yuuji calls back, jumping out of the driver’s side and jogging over to the stand. He turns to Junpei as he comes to a stop next to him. “Sorry I’m late today, were you waiting long?” he asks.

“No,” Junpei lies. Neither Nanami or Gojo call him out, which is a blessing. “They, um, I’m trying the crepes today,” he says, awkward. Would Yuuji be offended that he didn’t wait?

“Oh, nice!” Yuuji says, cheerful, not at all bothered that he was potentially losing a sale. “Their crepes are really good, Junpei!”

Junpei had no idea they were already on a first-name basis, but he’s not about to correct Yuuji.

“And we wanted your friend here to try our yaki imo crepe combo!” Gojo adds, equally chipper.

“Oh sure, I can grab you a few that have been roasting a while,” Yuuji says.

“Yes, all the better to tempt your customers away,” Gojo teases, as Nanami pinches the bridge of his nose with a sigh.

“Wait, what?!” Yuuji squawks. “Don’t steal my customers!” He turns to Junpei, eyes pleading. “You’re not leaving me for crepes, are you?”

Junpei shakes his head. “I won’t be tempted away, Yuuji,” he says, his stomach swooping with a quiet thrill of newfound familiarity of first names.

Junpei then realizes how suggestive that entire conversation sounded, and blushes when Gojo briefly raises his eyebrows at him. But then Gojo dramatically swoons his entire weight back into Nanami’s chest, like an overwhelmed debutante. He’s too tall for it, however, as his height forces him to tilt his head entirely back over Nanami’s shoulder.

“The raspberry mascarpone wasn’t enough?” Gojo bemoans, an arm draped artfully across his forehead, nearly elbowing Nanami’s face. Then he lifts his head up, despair gone. “No, we need to a hold a competition—“

Nanami turns to the side, and unceremoniously drops Gojo to the floor. “We are not doing that.”

[skeletales]

By Alessandro Gottardo

[suigintou]

[burying an oil exec alive]why don’t you be oil if you love it so much 

[rlyehtaxidermist]

renewable energy

[diarygirls]

every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

[critturs]

I wish i could punch an aphobe in the face

[postmodernjpg]

[megamanfour]

armor that causes enemies that hit you to take damage

[whitepeopletwitter]

[konoko]

i would like to have friends and a girlfriend, but i am a boring and uninteresting person hahaha

[1rakus]

can we please talk about how scary orochimaru is

[xxsasukelover69xx]

hes not scary ur just a wimp

[1rakus]

its cuz i dont blog about mcr

[xxsasukelover69xx]

if u blogged about mcr maybe u wouldn't be afraid of orochimaru

[haemophilusinfluenzae]

a roach imaru

[cardiganloser]

Dear Uncle Rick,

I'm aware of the endless appreciation posts on this app (as there should be) but I wanted to make my own, so here we are.

Because you are amazing. You're a man who knows that not all kids are white or cishet, and incorporates that into your books so everyone can feel included. Yes, I know the rep, particularly racially, isn't always perfect, but you try a lot goddamn harder that a fair lot of other authors. Your series gave us a lot of amazing POC and queer characters than the other books I read. And not only that, but your books are aimed at children, teaching them that it's okay to be queer, and there is a severe lack of children's entertainment that does this.

So thank you Rick, for Charles Beckendorf, a heroic black man in an interracial relationship who was a hero.

Thank you for Piper McLean, a girl of mixed race who saved the world and was a key part of Gaia's defeat, and also dated someone who was a different race to her.

Thank you for Leo Valdez, a character with a smart mouth and a lot of depth, who I adore and is also Latino.

Thank you for Hazel Levesque, a strong WOC who was raised in the 1940s, and gave up her life for the world.

Thank you for Frank Zhang, the sweetheart we all adore, who is also Asian and a skilled fighter.

Thank you for the Kane siblings, who are an amazingly powerful biracial duo, and for not ignoring the issues that come with their skin colour, and the difference.

There are a lot, and I haven't read all of the Kane chronicles yet, but thank you for all the other heroic POC in those books.

Thank you for Nico di Angelo, who I consider to be the most powerful demigod, and also a gay teenager who is now being exposed to my little sister, who doesn't know that I am in fact bisexual.

Thank you for Will Solace, another queer boy and Nico's loving boyfriend, who didn't shun him.

Thank you for Lester Popadopalous, the bi lead that has bought me so much joy and is a character who I hope will help my sister love and accept me when she finds out what me and Lester have in common.

Thank you for Emmie and Jo, an older wlw couple, one of which is a WOC, and showing us their love for their daughter, and how they are good parents and amazing characters.

Thank you for Magnus Chase, another queer lead who I fell in love with, who just likes Alex and doesn't see anything wrong with her.

Thank you for Samirah Al-Abbas a strong girl who is also a muslim, while adhering to the values of her religion while kicking ass. Extra thanks here for also education me on the Muslim faith.

Thank you for Alex Fierro, a genderfluid POC who had so much personality, and showed us that while not everyone is accepting there are always people who will love us no matter what.

Thank you for having so many characters in these books who were more than whatever minority they were.

- Sincerely,

Bianca

PS: I never liked the name my parents gave me, so thanks for the new one.

[jasongrape-deactivated20210408]

THIS

[shiinayumi]

So I feel like this is an unpopular opinion, however I do not consider the Hunters of Artemis to be aro/ace. I'm sure some could be, I'm not saying they don't exist within that group, but I see a lot of people lump the whole group as being aro/ace. I am aro/ace and I don't like that because the group is made up of those who've sworn off dating and men/boys etc. That doesn't mean they dont like them or dont have attraction, they've decided to take a vow of celibacy. So to me saying the whole group is aro/ace, basically to me feels like being aro/ace is a choice and it's not. We arent swearing of dating or romance we just generally are not interested in it. To be a Hunter that is a vow and commitment, for aro/ace people it's just something we do. Lord knows I want more representation, but I dont want half baked shoe horned rep. I want actual characters that are actually aro/ace and arent interested in romance or dating or whatever and arent taking a vow to swear off those things, they just genuinely arent interested. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk 😂😂

[chewbacca]

New York Minute (2004) dir. Dennie Gordon

[tgpgifs]

[existentialcomicsfeed]

Freud and Popper

[rampagebb]

[bleutempete]

SHE FUCKING RIPPED EVERY FOLLICLE OF HIS HAIR OUT AND I LIVE EVERY TIME I SEE THIS

[h-arleen]

#me trying to make friends