Hafty

Writer and Dungeon Master of the Father's Quest actual-play D&D podcast and author of Black Blood, a Vampires SMP fanfic

[hafty]

Hello new followers! I’m assuming you’re finding me due to my Vampires SMP fanfic, Black Blood. Thank you for reading it! I’m excited to see where it goes with you.

I wanted to quickly plug my passion project, @fathers-quest. This is an on-going actual-play D&D podcast written and produced by me. It is a 100% original story set in the Forgotten Realms universe, so if you like my writing in Black Blood, I bet you’ll enjoy it in Father’s Quest. We’re about 2 years into the story and there’s nearly 25 episodes (and a bunch of bonus content) available right now. You can find it on Spotify and YouTube (and everywhere you listen to podcasts).

I hope you give it a shot, even if you’re not the biggest D&D fan. I’m genuinely not sure what the crossover is between VSMP and D&D fans.

You can learn more about it at fathers.quest

💜💛 - Father’s Quest

🤍🖤 - Black Blood

- Hafty

[hafty]

Where is this Pride Moth i keep reading about?

I hope it has rainbow wings…

[weirdozxy]

I liked Avid before but when he started to vague post about them being not a object of desire and how "yaoi slop" and "yoi yoi" was funny, branding off of Scott's "brand" and they even assumed Owen used AI in his projects (which he did only for a little and that was bad! But I am talking about the whole thing) I didn't like them, but to know they caused all of these horrible stuff to their "friends" and Marm as well? Fuck them.

I didn't know they were this bad though, always support victims who have made many claims about this, Avid and Marm do not care about you, they want your loyalty and praises, they want full control they want whatever they want. Fuck them.

Here are the statements made by the SBK people about Avid and Marm (will add more when more statements are out, also some extras out of SBK)

Legs

https://x.com/i/status/2063697630367027656

SBK

https://x.com/i/status/2063697504693285095

Doovid

https://x.com/i/status/2063697502654632199

Viking

https://x.com/i/status/2063697855198708172

Leon

https://x.com/i/status/2063714406840549695

Nukeri

https://x.com/i/status/2063719470191817113

Vintage_Applesauce

https://x.com/i/status/2063697649039974507

Nature

https://x.com/i/status/2063698030491050207

Cleo

https://x.com/i/status/2063727288173170860

[hafty]

This shit is fucking insane. I’m canceling Black Blood over this. The story is largely focused on Avid’s post credit scene and this ruins it for me. I was looking forward to diving back in, but I’m done.

Avid can go fuck himself.

[hafty]

IS THERE ANY CANONLY LGBTQ+ NPCS AND ARE TONY AND THE BUGGLERS PART OF IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Yes there are canonically LGBT+ NPCs…Tony is not one of them but he’s an ally. The Bugglers are all variations of queer.

[chaosbutwithak]

WE FUCKING WIN CHAT

[hafty]

I always thought of Father as my self-insert but honestly it’s Tony at this point.

[hafty]

IS THERE ANY CANONLY LGBTQ+ NPCS AND ARE TONY AND THE BUGGLERS PART OF IT 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Yes there are canonically LGBT+ NPCs…Tony is not one of them but he’s an ally. The Bugglers are all variations of queer.

[hafty]

Father’s Quest Pride Logos Rahhhhhhh!

[hafty]

Truly nothing is sacred. I saw massive posters containing AI art in Pisa on the walls of museums containing some of the coolest art from the renaissance. The contrast was so jarring.

Here’s some of the good stuff.

[hafty]

How the fuck did u get thise tumblr badges bro

I…don’t know

They were just there one day

[hafty]

Giving me access to Tomodachi Life was a mistake… anyway, here’s the CEO of Kaiba Corp.

[hafty]

Tony's Quest Episode 2 is UP NOW!

Episode 2 of my POV of Boomers VSMP is LIVE right now! Check it out here:

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[definitely-not-a-plant]

[spectroacha]

DOES IT NOT STOP

[powerpuff-man9895]

Heartwarming, isn't it?

[hafty]

Rest in Peace Tom Kane 💜

[hafty]

hey cis whife man, whens the next sesh?

Not for a while unfortunately because I’m going on vacation at the end of this month. Next recording will be June 13.

[closingours]

I hurled insults at him, I told him not to waste his rotten prayers on me; it was better to burn than to disappear.

Albert Camus, The Stranger, 86.

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[zan-nazfa]

Shall be - Or shall not

"We pushed to the edge of existence, and bowed lower to thousands of things. Money, Tall buildings, Fancy Clothes. at first, I prayed that all humans will be thrown into hell. O thou ought to be careful for such thing are irrelevent.

cause we all will cease to exist one day, and it will be the greatest gift. for human."

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.