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I know one day this pain will be easier to bare. That one day I’ll love someone so much that I’ll no longer feel for you. Just a memory I won’t reminisce. I don’t know what’s sadder, that I’ve lost you or that I don’t want to forget the loss.
I’ve been working on a 100 Women in music series over on my instagram, but here are some of the recent ones I’ve done.
There comes a time where you MUST pick yourself over all of the people you deeply care about. Pick yourself because you value your time, love, energy and sanity. You’re the most important person in your life because no one else will take care of your mental and emotional well being like you can. Choose yourself first always.
Relationships don’t take your anxiety away Relationships don’t take your depression away Relationships don’t stop the bad thoughts Relationships don’t stop your mental illnesses
Hoe Tips
Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy 💕💕
1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. IT’S THE SHIT.
2. Don’t use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnson’s baby oil instead. You’ll have no razor burn.
3. There isn’t anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.
4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.
5. Men’s razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.
6. Pee after sex. It’ll help prevent any UTIs. Don’t hold it in. UPDATE: I’ve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. You’re a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If you’re braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS IT’S MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. It’ll reset the balance of your coochie’s PH. You’ll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. I’m getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If you’re about to get dicked down DON’T wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. cliché af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you 😏
30. It’s your body. Don’t fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. You’ll not regret it
Bout fucking time http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/19/slavery-records-searchable-online/28921295/
Yoooo I had to reblog twice. LOOK!!!!!
I…might be able to find out which part of Africa we were kidnapped from (or at least which part of the Caribbean we were filtered through)!
Or which part of the Caribbean we were stolen from as well .
I can finally find out which white families and corporations OWE ME MY FUCKING MONEY
LOL GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT MONEY. dumb niggers.. learn how to let go of the damn past.
LMAOO good luck finding out who your dad really is .
Is it Uncle Bobby Ray ? Or Grandpa Al ?? Reject incest sperm guzzler . ❤️❤️❤️
Lmao like seriously focus on lifting the other half of your face off the floor cousin - aunti Lucy.
Good luck with that pasty ass dry ass blotchy skin. Good luck with aging like a banana. Good luck with looking like a 40yr-old in your 20s. Good luck with deciding whether you wanna marry your brother or your cousin. Good luck with finding the perfect dog to make out with. But most importantly boo, good luck with finding a job after I post your comment & picture all over the internet
She look just like her uncle -grandpa lmaoooo!!!
Bitch uggglllyyy looool
You a fake Kathy Perry like the progressive commercial bitch .
So we not gonna talk about her face drooping ?
We not gonna talk about this bitch eyebrows ?
WHAT ARE THOSSSEEEE ?!!!
lmmfaooooo This bitch look just like Dewey
talking bout “good luck” Bitch aint enough luck in the world to save you from this lashing
Meredith Boyd of Viera Florida Instagram : meredithhatesyou Student at the university of central Florida class of 2015 Office of student conduct at ucf Phone 407-823-4638 Fax 407-823-4544 Email [email protected] Open M-F 8am-5pm Employer : Pizza Gallery and Grill of Melbourne Florida http://m.yelp.com/biz/pizza-gallery-and-grill-melbourne Mon-Thu 11 am - 9:30 pm Fri-Sat 11 am - 11:30 pm Sun 11 am - 8 pm Phone : (321) 633-0397
WELL
WELL
WELL
Slayed and DRAGGED TO HELL, WE HAVE ALL NOW WITNESSED A MURDER!!
This just keeps getting better !
http://fresherthanyouhov.tumblr.com/post/129939150196/lol-youre-a-worthless-nigger-kill-yourself
And to close, A word from the dragged.
Girl bye
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 BLADE ETHER!!!!
How the fuck y'all find that shit
Black Tumblr strikes again. Lmao.
Woooooow 😂
Reblogging again bc this never ceases to be amazing
Damn…..damn….
I wonder if the op is just like damnnnnn
No I’m good fuck Merideth .
Bitch got slayeddd deactivated her tumbler blocked her Instagram 😂😂😭😭😂😂
My people ain’t nothing to be fucked with 🙌🏿
This was one of the best drags of Tumblr
Twitter deleted her thread. Reblog to save it. #Love it!
UPDATE
Elexus Jionde faces barrage of harassment after tweeting about 9/11 and black history
Jionde’s tweetstorm on black history prompted a largely positive response. However, it also triggered an onslaught of harassment, including racist comments and death threats.
“I’ve received death threats, racist jokes, and a lot of tweets regarding my future children having cancer. That [first] tweet has since gone viral, and without the 40+ tweets accompanying it, there are people in my mentions telling me that I’m a disgrace to my race and country for saying 9/11 only killed white people, when that isn’t what I said at all.”
Jionde believes that her thread being disabled was “no accident,” and she has accused Twitter of deliberately removing the thread.
“I believe Twitter deliberately unconnected the thread to deprive people of context. Some will say that it was some sort of system glitch or whatever, but I personally believe they disabled my thread because someone in the office was offended over the first tweet.”
Twitter outrightly denies this, suggesting that the problem could be the result of a bug.
“We can confirm that no proactive measures were taken to remove specific replies from this thread and are looking into this, in the event that a bug may have impacted it,” Twitter’s head of communications, Kristin Binns, told BuzzFeed News.
Fucking Wow
Some MF early morning facts from sis
of course she did, white people can never admit to anything
the royal family owe reparations to every single country colonised in their name until then miss me with the cutesy celebrations every time baldy nuts in kate middleton
Look at this white and white violence , how do you expect me to respect ya’ll .
Fucking nigger
Let me make you mad just a little more.
1. Black Lives Matter! 2. white porn is trash 3. Brittney Spears will NEVER be as good as Beyoncé, even on her off day.
Oh last one. I sit during the National Anthem. ✌🏽️
4. Black girls are magic 5. Black men are the fucking best…(words can’t do them justice.) 6. We know how to properly season chicken. 7. No, you are not invited to the cook out. 8. You could try but sorry Hun the copy is never better the original *cough hysterically* Kylie *cough* and Kim *cough, cough* 9. And stop with this whole “imma call you nigga when I’m mad and feel like being an ignorant racist but be your number one fan when you carry my favorite team on your back” bullshit.
Y'all love to call us out of our names and start being racist assholes but in the same breath take every aspect of our culture and use it to your benefit and act “hip” or “ethnic”. Like Bob do you not understand?! Why start all this bigotry behind a screen while your son is blasting Frank Oceans album waiting for the perfect time to do the whip, your daughter trying to learn how to get her lips fuller and skin tanner, your wife thinking about leaving you for a Trey Songz and you just finished acting like you was Lebrons biggest fan.
Y'all so flakey it’s aggravating.
I’m here for all of this! 😂
This list just a bit too short for the culture at hand: 10. White girls wear weave too 11. Donald Trump is a big ole bitch 12. Country music is garbage 13. Michael Jackson was AFRICAN AMERICAN 14. Black pussy tastes sweeter 15. Your tans will never match out melanin-you orange bitches. 16. Your plastic will kill you one day when your bodies begin to turn on you 17. YOU age horribly 18. Y'all love black skin so much y'all created the name Tanner 19. My name is Linda and I AM BLACK-choke all the way on it. 20. You are the minority. 21. The confederate flag and the American flag are ugly. 22. Rap wasn’t created for you 23. Justin Bieber is a culturally appropriating bitch. 24. The Brady bunch was ghetto af with all them kids. 25. Mr. Rogers was a pedophile 26. The motherfucker who played Barney was Black (oops there goes your childhood) 27. You will never look as good in black as we do but A for effort 28. Don’t let them movies like dangerous minds get you fucked UP-these black teens will flame you in a classroom in 2016 because you canNOT relate 29. Slavery was the result of you bitches being far too lazy to cultivate and take care of yourselves so you needed us to show you how it’s done. Needy hoes 30. Black strippers look better. 31. Showgirls was garbage 32. Jenifer Aniston aged terribly and got her ass left for a major upgrade-and the “Aniston” hairstyle…. is doo doo 33. When you sweat it’s alarming 34. Fuck golf. 35. White moans sound like pigs squealing 36. Paul wall loves black girls 37. Your hair is thin. 38. Taylor Swift is a fake feminist with her praying mantis ass 39. Jon B sounds black when he sings (Hold that L) 40. And last but not least
Oooooh shit!! @1-ofthecoolkids I gotta add to this shit!!!!! In 3, 2, 1… Here I go! 41) Y'all are pasty as fuck, y'all stink, and age like dogs 42) My dick doesn’t look like a naked mole rat 43) white pussy looks like a folded up piece of Oscar Mayer Bologna microwaved for thirty seconds on high 44) We know the difference between olive oil you cook with and olive oil for our hair, 😂😂😂! 45) We know how to mind our fucking business and stay on our continent 46) We know and completely understand the concept of personal space 47) FUCK EVERY LAST PRESIDENT EXCEPT OBAMA!! 48) Elvis ain’t shit, never was, never will be shit. That niggas hips wasn’t doing a damn thing and he was shooting blanks. Why you think he only had one kid???? 🤔🤔🤔 49) Y'all are cancer to yourselves, society, and the planet Earth as a whole. 50) We have Prince, Rick James, (Big & Little) Luther Vandross, Barry White, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Sly and The Family Stone, Teddy Pendergrass, Minnie Riperton, Diana Ross, The Temptations, O'Jays, Parliament-Funkadelic, The Isley Brothers, ZAPP & Roger, Evelyn “Champagne” King, Donna Summers, Bootsy Collins, Chic, The GAP Band, Leon Haywood, The Bar-Kays, Otis Redding, Aretha Franklin, The Time, The entire Jackson Family, One Way, Slave, Ohio Players, Patti LaBelle, Stevie Wonder, Shalamar, Chaka Khan, Rose Royce, Lakeside, Jody Watley, Kool & the Gang, Earth, Wind, & Fire, The Floaters, Debarge, Aurra, Con Funk Shun, Mass Production, Isaac Hayes, Heatwave, The Whispers, Tina Turner… Who y'all got???
I’m all for these comments 👌🏾😂🙋🏾 I think the biggest one of all is that THE WHITE SKIN COMES FROM THE BLACK SKIN, THE BLACK SKIN IS THE MOTHER OF ALL SKINS. BLACK CAN AND HAVE MADE EVERY SHADE…WHAT CAN THE WHITE SKIN CREATE?? A paler white shade I guess … 🤔🙄
……… a canvas to improve by adding some colors 😩😭😂 @blindcomplikaytions
I love how this is still going! 💯
History textbooks should all be titled “White Fanfiction.”
White Male Fanfiction.*
No, I said White Fanfiction and that’s what I meant, or did you forget how you learned in school that Susan B. Nigger Hating Anthony is an American hero? My status as a black man does not erase my male privilege, and white feminists love to point that out every five seconds, so I think it’s about time y’all started to accept that your status as women does not erase your white privilege. Do we need a history lesson about how many lynchings took place on the basis of a black dude looking at a white woman, or how the race riots on the beaches in Australia against middle eastern men was because one of them whistled at a white woman?
REEEEEEAAAD
Artist Daniel Rarela creates “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” memes to stop people from whitewashing MLK
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Drag them, Tyler!
Boom
best lines in always sunny history
1. pepe silvia monologue 2. name’s artemis. i got a bleached asshole. 3. stupid science bitch couldn’t even make i more smarter 4. your hair looks small 5. can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time 6. everybody’s dying, bitch. let’s get you some fruit. 7. oops, i dropped my monster condom i use for my magnum dong 8. newsflash, asshole, i’ve been hearing it the entire goddamn time 9. i do not like it with the skin dee i am not ALLOWED 10. charlie, i do a backflip every day of my life 11. b-b-b-b-bad pussy 12. did you fuck my mom santa claus 13. been there? not physically. 14. well first of all through god all things are possible so jot that down. 15. question: dennis is asshole. why charlie hate? / answer: because dennis is a bastard man. 16. milksteak 17. you know what it is bitch 18. denim chicken?
When African American and Afro Cuban culture connect
Video from: @stephswanty
Imagine a black con where black world cultures meet and interact with each other
Yooo this is my homeboy Shad😂✊🏾
Bruno Mars - Finesse (Remix) [Feat. Cardi B]
revolutionary
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