billie eyelash

cheers i’ll drink to that bro

[boota]

ilovemakonnen walked so brockhampton could run

[spiroandthelacktones]

mike’s hard look at yourself

[lohver]

never let your loneliness drive you back to toxic people

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

let’s get this our daily bread

[slavery]

White guy who just got denied by a girl after being weird as shit: damn juice wrld was right 😔

[frevin]

i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta

[weylandkonami-deactivated201803]

happy pride to all my friends and a happy kia summer sales event to all my straight friends

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

all i want to do is experience saturn’s 1000 mph winds

[officialunitedstates]

when your battery is at 41% so you feel mildly comfortable but also a little antsy

[slavery]

What if groots been saying the N word

[sporeblossom]

browsing tinder is such a brutal confrontation with the harsh reality we live in. you’re just swiping through, awful guy, awful guy, awful guy, and you’re thinking like how is this real, how are there so many awful men in this world. surely there can’t be more. but there are always more. 

[slavery]

The ant I stepped on and fucking murdered for no reason at all is braver than any US marine or US citizen in fact

[fukwit97-deactivated20180511]

reblog this post and ill give you tapeworm

[jamesdean666]

someone: hi

me: between 2009 and 2012 kesha satirised and parodied the archetype of the female pop star and the drunken party girl image. she has a 140 near genius IQ and studied psychology and comparative religion between recording her first album, the irreverent and heartwarming satirical masterpiece “Animal”. time after time she deconstructed the pop star image with a trash glam aesthetic that was authentic to her music taste and she frequently honoured her mother’s country rock/hippie mentality that informed her unique working class upbringing. “Rainbow” is a Butterly moment and the magnum opus of her career that honours her country rock beginnings and amplified the vulnerability of her songwriting. ‘Warrior’ is one of the most underrated pop albums of all time. she wrote every lyric to nearly all her songs and when you actually listen to the anecdotes in the verses of “TiK ToK” it’s clear she’s writing about real life experiences of parties in Nashville/California instead of just generic party song lyrics about being in the club. she really did brush her teeth with jack one morning in vegas, in this essay i will

[slimetony]

My favorite hobby is flexing my muscles to intentionally give myself charlie horses until the pain puts me to sleep

[supercumrat64]

the real housewives of the astral plane

[frogmp3]

i put woman respecting juice in the wine. and the pasta