used to be marlin the fish @hahaselfies - Tumblr Blog

So this is no longer a thing

I'm pregnant with the Anti-Christ

thats good have u seen my son

BUT WHAT IF YOU WERE THE ONE WITH MEMORY ISSUES AND YOU WERE IMAGINING DORY AND NEMO?

dont go there

WHAT IF YOU FOUND NEMO, BUT HE DIDN'T REMEMBER YOU?

then id have 2 fishes with memory issues

[[whispers]] i think i know where nemo is

tell me

Can I date nemo ?

if u ever find him

HERE'S BRUCEY!

im looking for nemo not brucey

I think he's sleeping with a mentally retarted woman

but where

Where's my son

i dont care have u seen my son tho

HE TOUCHED THE BUTT.

i told him not to

have u tried Mexico or the black market

no do they taste good

i saw him touching the butt. your son is gay

i love him anyway i just want to find him

NEMO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE FOUND

says who

im so sorry :( hes been deep fried in the local fish n chip shop

i doubt it just help me find him

I SOLD YOUR SON INTO SLAVERY

weres slavery how can i get there i need to find him

where brooklyn at

where nemo at

Let's ask the magic conch where Nemo is. 🐚~ Nowhere

that aint no magic conch

used to be marlin the fish