On Indefinite Hiatus

[haileybooks-blog]

Starbucks "merry Christmas" thing

So everyone at my mom’s church was freaking out about how these coffee cup won’t say merry Christmas anymore, and personally I’m on the “whys that bad? Don’t inflict your religion on everyone else!” But I cannot say that because I know who I’m talking to (and let’s just say that.) So people are still debating and looking down on the world about ten minutes later and I have a moment of clarity.

“YOU’RE MORMONS YOU DON’T EVEN DRINK COFFEE!”

That closed the subject.

[haileybooks-blog]

Goodbye tumblr

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[haileybooks-blog]

[king-duckworth]

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

tumblr im BEGGING you let me reblog ads

[e1ephant-deactivated20220102]

i really hate it when people say you shouldn’t use the computer or watch tv before going to bed and instead you should read a book because you need winding down time or you won’t sleep. ha ha good one do you know what happens if i start a book before bed?! i end up fucking finishing it that’s what

[valtsv]

are you a crop top gay or an oversized t shirt gay

[johannathemad]

Mulan in modern AU

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Why is it always something?

Like it’s literally always fucking something…………….I can’t go a week without there being something

[uskiss-deactivated20141108]

[alphaflyer]

Stunning.

[krxs10]

Let’s be honest marvel did not fuck around at all

[namyre]

I like how the Hulk just goes straight to Bruce

[hungwy]

Smash or pass: the sexy tuna guy from the starkist cans

[hungwy]

Fuck marry kill: green giant, sexy tuna, mr clean

[hungwy]

You are NOT allowed to kill mr clean

[corvuscrew-deactivated20230509]

This is obvious, kill the sexy tuna because that’s just weird, fuck Mr clean because he’s ripped and you know you won’t catch anything, now here you might think marry Mr clean because he’ll clean the house, but no, his cleanliness standards would be unbearable.

marry the green giant, making you basically a pagan god through marriage, and he can probably make vegetables grow using magic and as a vegan I need that, dick probably too big to do anything with but like, pagan marriages can be poly I think

[hungwy]

I want you to know you are so powerful to be able to begin with “this is obvious”

[iansimpson]

[shaggytwodope-deactivated202104]

Tag your party alignment

[haileybooks-blog]

Anyone know a way to not feel like shit? Please hmu

[haileybooks-blog]

Anyone know a way to not feel like shit? Please hmu

[irlquote-blog]

Love had left her screaming at the screen And it’s understood that the both of us are no good And I’ll always be that short little gloat Always clearing his throat like he ever had something to say