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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@haileyidk
Nah, Hailey, don’t say that. Aw, I’m very proud of you. What if I don’t want to? We should have a sleepover soon, just saying… like a regular sleepover, I mean.
I'm saying it, you're flawless. Can't stop me. Come on, I know you want to. You never ever turn down movies with me, and I'll bribe you with food. Yeah, of course. Just a regular sleepover like old times. Plus some making out, maybe. You know. An added bonus, as such.
Are you sure they aren’t weed brownies?
Mmm...pretty sure. if you want some, though, I might make a batch. Upon popular request.
If they aren’t weed brownies then I don’t want.
Fine, then. If you provide the weed, I'll make you some weed brownies.
You’re amazing too, not just her. By the way, I’m raiding your kitchen later okay okay.
But she's like, flawless. Just like you. Okay, of course. At this point I just assume that you're going to raid my kitchen. Come over and watch movies with me.
Oh wrong time of the month. That’s why you baked brownies.
Yeah right, you wish. I made brownies because I thought people would like them, not so annoying brats could assume I'm on my period.
Ew Beyoncé. I WANT MY WEED BROWNIES DAMN IT.
You can kindly go. If you think Beyonce is ew, you need your eyes checked. Go get your own weed brownies, brat.
My new goal in life is to become Beyonce. How is she so amazing? On another note, I made some brownies, so you can all place your orders. And no, they aren't weed brownies.
Phone Call // Hadiley
Hadley: Hailey. Oh my gosh, your poem was so sweet and mushy. Wow, I can't believe you wrote that. But it made me really happy on a crappy day so thank you.
Hailey: Oh gosh, I can't believe you actually thought it was sweet. Do you know how long it took me to find a word that rhymed with Hadley that was 'sadly'? Aw, why were you having a crappy day? I just figured since you wrote me all kinds of cute stuff, I'd write you something back.
You are not normal, Hails.
I think my life has just hated me lately. I'm also not normal, I'll give you that. How are you?
How could you set a pizza on fire? Pizza is like life. Shame on you. Your cat is hiding under your bed because the fire or did you do something else to it?
It wasn't on purpose, okay. Obviously I would never set a pizza on fire purposely. I just left it there for too long. The alarm and the firefighters scared her, so she's taking refuge under a bed.
Oh, wow. That sucks. Then you’ve wasted a perfectly good pizza. The pizza god (me) isn’t too happy with this information.
You're the pizza god? In that case, should I rely on you to order me a new one?
How did you do that and can you teach me?
Catching pizza on fire? Uh, I just left mine in the oven for a really long time. Not that hard.
Was this an attempt to get hot firefighters to rescue you from your burning pizza? Because if I was a hormonal teenage girl I’d definitely go about it that way.
Not a bad idea, but no. This was literally just me being an idiot. I didn't even get a cute firefighter, he was old and married and shit.
So I might have just set some pizza on fire, and I may or may not have scared my cat into hiding for three hours and counting. I know I complain a lot but this day has really hated me. So I guess I'm ordering pizza and trying to coax Marshmallow from under my bed all night.
