I used to be a real go-getter

♦️ she/her. 27. multifandom and random. personal blog filled with mostly reblogs. i like to talk in the tags and if we are mutuals? have a kiss on the forehead. 💝😘 writing blog: tully-blue

[davidrussell323]

[eymurn]

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time

[louisegluckpdf]

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

[louisegluckpdf]

rb if you too sit down in ur room and watch horror movies alone

[anxietyproblem]

[mousenemy]

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[phlebasthebroenician]

[newtypezaku]

Big mood

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[starsarefairylightsfornerds]

[aqueerkettleofish]

When I was training to be a paramedic, we had one student ask the instructor what to do in the event of a marijuana overdose. The instructor said "Tell him to take two twinkies and call you in the morning."

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

we must try to find some small joy in this life because it is actually all we have

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[sexchangedotcom]

the internet is a place for reading wikipedia articles and watching every movie for free. social media is an invasive species. never forget this

[natalieironside]

One time I robbed a bank in an alternate reality because as everyone knows there's no extradition treaties between alternate versions of the same country; you just gotta make it back home and it's the perfect crime. Made it out with about $50,000 in stacks of $50 notes but, since it was an alternate reality, they all have President Hulk Hogan's face on them. Can't spend a cent of it.

[natalieironside]

Water, water everywhere, as the ancient mariner would say

[dietspam16]

we think this is the bad timeline but we could be in the one where hulk hogan is on the $50 bill

[natalieironside]

They changed the national motto so it's just the word brother

[pinkmoondoll9shihtzu]

[dollsahoy]

There are a lot of people in the notes saying, basically, "Yeah, that's polyester for ya!"

but, the thing is

even polyester fabric was higher quality in the past

yes, not all of it, but, still, a noticeable amount of older polyester was...nicer.

yeah, it would still get picks and hold on to every bit of underarm odor, and that's on top of no-one knowing about microplastic shedding

but a 1950s Wash'n'Wear shirt, or 1970s double knit pantsuit, or 1980s neon sweatshirt, or a 1990s slinky knit or crushed velour mock turtleneck...so many of them would have been significantly higher quality than the fast fashion of today.

[sofairycakes]

i work in historical costume. i work in a big-ass warehouse, with hundreds of thousands articles of clothing dating back over 100 years (for original pieces).

the BLINDING difference in clothing quality between even the 1990s and the mid-2000s...not even going in to the decline in quality of clothing made in natural fibers (jeans with elastane, i'm looking at you), I've got faux-leather trousers from 1980s that are in near-mint condition, even after being hired and worn repeatedly for the past 40 years. we get donations of clothing that shows and films have bought online for contemporary shows that are disintegrating after being used on one show, for like....10 days, max.

don't even get me started on the seam allowances we used to get in clothes, because the assumption was you'd alter it at some point...

they hate you. they hate the planet. they have drip fed you worse and worse quality clothing until you don't even realize you're being sold Garbage

[twin-fantasies]

joint custody? i think i can smoke this thing myself

[transgenderwaterrat]

anyway hoping that the generative AI bubble pops so disastrously that the tech industry becomes allergic to anything involving it for the next 1,000 years